Christina Xpecting  —  RECOMMENDED (3)  —  Christina Aguilera is working on converting "Come On Over Baby" into a lullaby.  —  E! News confirmed Tuesday that the five-time Grammy winner and hubby Jordan Bratman are expecting their first child together.  This will be baby number one for both.

Johnny Knoxville Pulls the Plug on Marriage  —  "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville is officially 86'ing his marriage.  —  TMZ has obtained documents, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, in which Knoxville (real name P.J. Clapp) cited "irreconcilable differences" in his nearly twelve-year marriage to wife Melanie.

Nicole Richie IS Pregnant  —  TMZ has independently confirmed that Nicole Richie is pregnant.  —  The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months.  Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources …

Avril Lavigne Accused Of Ripping Off Songs  —  Apparently, she tends to leave with a song or two and not issue the appropriate credits.  Kinda of like when she f*cked me over and stole "Sk8er Boi".  Canadian songstress Chantal Kreviazuk tells "Performing Songwriter" in an interview that the surly little tyke absconded with her song.

Victoria makes major boob  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM stole the show at last week's Spice Girls press conference with her incredible cleavage.  —  Posh managed to outshine even loudmouthed MEL B and strangely dressed GERI HALLIWELL by spilling out of her tiny corset.  —  But the star reckons she doesn't know what all the fuss is about.

John Travolta Assures Us That Scientology Is Ok With The Gays  —  Johnny Trav doesn't understand why "Hairspray" is under fire from gay bitches.  A few gay critics are squawking because he's a Scientologist and Scientology isn't kind to the mo's.  But he's gay!  I've seen pics!

PARIS HER OLD SELF IN HAWAII  —  PARIS Hilton told Larry King in her post-prison interview that she wanted to change her image from party-happy porn princess to demure charity girl - but as we all know with Hilton, saying one thing is very different from actually doing it.

It's Malibu Paris as she moves into a beachfront home  —  She looks like a Barbie girl, and practically lives in a Barbie-like picture perfect world, so it makes perfect sense that like the famous doll, Paris Hilton would move to Malibu.  —  Heiress Paris Hilton moved into a beachfront home …

Jordan's Ugly Baby  —  Jordan gave birth to a baby girl last week and although she hasn't told us her name, she is speaking to OK!  Magazine about her new bundle of joy. … Don't let her little girl hear that or she'll grow up, get a beat weave, dye herself orange and put melons in her chest.

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures  —  So, I really have no clue who Ashley Tisdale is, but I know the paparazzi are taking pictures of her in her bikini, so that must mean she's famous.  Actually, she was in a Disney movie called High School Musical, and apparently she's been on TV for some time, so I guess she really is famous.

Demand is high for Spice Girls tickets  —  LONDON - The Spice Girls bandwagon is speeding up.  —  More than 1 million ticket applications for the reunion tour of the 1990s U.K. hit act were registered on the Web site just a day after announcing the comeback.

Kimberley Locke To Lose Weight For Jenny Craig  —  Former American Idol favorite Kimberley Locke is set to become the new face of diet company Jenny Craig.  The singer has already lost 30 pounds on the plan and hopes to lose another 10 before her stint as a celebrity spokeswoman begins.

Daisy Lowe replaces Kate Moss  —  Daisy Lowe has replaced Kate Moss as the new face of Agent Provocateur.  —  The 18 year old face of Whistles and daughter of Kate's former friend Pearl Lowe was signed by one of the founders Serena Rees.  —  It seams that revenge is sweet for the young model …

Reunited Van Halen Eyeing Fall Arena Run  —  A proposed summer amphitheater tour by a reunited Van Halen that was derailed when guitarist Eddie Van Halen checked into rehab now looks like it may be resurrected as a fall arena run.  Several arena holds are in place in major markets …

Tommy Lee Dating Pam Downgrade Kimberly Stewart  —  According to Page Six: … The couple get some coffee in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Hulk Hogan talks to US About the Killer Wrestler  —  Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan was shocked when the WWE's Chris Benoit, 40, murdered his wife, Nancy, and son, Daniel, 7, then committed suicide the weekend of June 23.  —  "He was peaceful and kept to himself," he tells Us.

Can You Move A Little To Your Left Kate?  Keep Moving.  Keep Moving.  —  Tell Kate Hudson to get out of the frame!  She's making Charlize Theron look homely and that's just downright illegal!  Charlize Theron is a goddess.  She's mostly so hot, because she looks stoned in every picture.

She'll Whip Your Head, Boy!  —  Karrinne Steffans is back with another book, and what do you know?  She's calling out even more names.  Listen to some of the greasy talk we couldn't run in our interview from the September '07 issue, on newsstands July 17!  —  "I thought he was too young, and I just always thought he was ugly.