Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Marry in a French Church  —  A day after they married in a low-key civil ceremony in Paris City Hall, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have done it again - this time in a church.  —  The Desperate Housewives actress and the basketball star married Saturday in front …

Paris Hilton Returns to the LA Club Scene  —  Paris Hilton hit the hotspot Les Deux for a girls' night out, her first visit to a club since being released from jail.  —  The heiress arrived at the Hollywood club a little before midnight Friday with a group including her sister Nicky and Erin Foster …

FOXY VANISHING INTO THIN AIR  —  WHERE in the world is Foxy Brown?  Multiple people close to the rapper told Page Six they haven't had any contact with her in over a week.  —  "We're all trying to find Foxy," Brown's lawyer, State Sen. Jack Sampson, told us.

Joel Madden Takes on "Hills" Pratt  —  Good Charlotte rocker/Nicole Richie baby daddy Joel Madden and "The Hills" bad boy Spencer Pratt got into a physical altercation Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Attention-whore Pratt told In Touch Weekly of the fight, claiming that it was all just one big misunderstanding.

Lohan's father says his wife's drinking caused star's latest troubles  —  The father of troubled Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan is trying to force her mother to undergo drug testing.  —  Former stockbroker Michael Lohan - who has served two prison sentences for contempt of court …

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!  —  Queen Elizabeth I called and she wants her bolero back!  Are we back in the olden times or is this My Little Pony Parker's modern take on Renaissance Fair chic.  —  Here's MLP with her gay...I mean great...husband at an exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy yesterday.

I See Nut  —  The Pussycat Dolls took to the Live Earth stage today in London.  They seriously will let any bitch on that stage, won't they?  Now, I'm not saying Carmit from PCD is a dude, but she is my favorite and I'm strangely attracted to her.  I'd definitely let her go balls in.

Ausiello Report  —  Exclusive: Smallville Snags Hidden Hunk  —  Stop the presses — Smallville has found its new "Daily Planet" editor!  —  Sources confirm that Michael Cassidy (Hidden Palms, The O.C.) has scored the top job, replacing Carrie Fisher's barely visible Pauline Kahn.

TO MY DEAR MEDIA, FRIENDS, AND FANS  —  You may have heard some news that two guys who wrote for some band from the 1970s I have never in my life heard of called the "Rubinoos" are trying to sue me.  They have a song called "I Want To Be Your Boyfriend" that has no musical similarities to the song …

Jason Priestley, Wife Naomi Have a Girl  —  Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Jason Priestley and his wife, Naomi Lowde, have welcomed a baby girl, PEOPLE confirms.  —  This is the first child for the actor and his wife, who wed in May 2005.  —  Priestley, 37, and Lowde, a 31-year-old makeup artist …

ANGELIC SPAWN  —  DEVILISH Criss Angel spent last weekend flirting up blond models at the Borgata in Atlantic City while his estranged wife of five years, Joanne Sarantokos, "has been telling people she's pregnant," said a source, "although she may only be saying it as a threat to Criss."

Madonna Piles On: Now Bad-Mouthing Britney Spears in Public?  —  Et tu Madonna?  If Britney Spears didn't have enough problems with her soon to be ex and her family her one-time mentor has reportedly turned hard on Brit.  According to Star Magazine, Madge is disappointed in Britney Spears' selfish behavior …

Live Earth Concerts Rock the World  —  Color this rock green.  —  In a series of Live Earth concerts across seven continents, rock bands sent out an SOS to the planet on Saturday - and kicked off 24 hours of partying on a global scale.  —  In London, the show at Wembley Stadium was opened …

Angelina Jolie Not Bi-Sexual Enough for Beth Ditto  —  How gay is gay enough for Beth Ditto?  Somewhere south of Angelina Jolie.  Ditto sounds a bit like former Jolie lover Jenny Shimizu and screams sour grapes that Angelina is still with Brad Pitt.  According to Contact Music UK …

Even Aliens Love Planet Earth  —  It's Live Earth all day today in like a million cities or something.  The aliens were represented with the hottest alien of them all, Rihanna.  She took the stage at Live Earth Tokyo and of course melted the hearts of everyone.  Nobody wears a catsuit like this chick.

New Boyfriend, New Job for Lance Bass  —  The summer is shaping up nicely for Lance Bass, who recently landed a new job - and a new man.  —  The former 'N Sync star, 28, celebrated the 4th of July in New York's Hamptons drinking Ciroc vodka with his new beau, model Pedro Andrade, a source close to Bass tells PEOPLE.

Jennifer Lopez: I'm in the Best Place I've Ever Been  —  Since her whirlwind days as one half of "Bennifer," Jenny From the Block has transitioned into Jennifer the Sophisticated Spouse.  As she and hubby Marc Anthony prep for the release of their movie El Cantante and their subsequent joint tour …

Lunch with the FT: Tina Brown  —  I am celebrity-spotting in Michael's, the Manhattan restaurant that serves as the staff canteen for the New York media business.  Tina Brown, who is rushing round town promoting her book on Princess Diana, has phoned through to say she is running late.

FORMER thinmate Paris Hilton swaps a cell block for some sun block...and shows how great things are looking on the outside.  —  A few days after being released from jail, the pouting blonde socialite celebrated her freedom by frolicking in the waves in Hawaii.  —  SEE MORE SENSATIONAL PICS HERE