Why Catherine plasters her hair in caviar at £200 a time  —  Plain old water wasn't good enough for Cleopatra, who preferred to bathe in asses' milk.  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones, it would seem, has a similar attitude to shampoo and conditioner.  —  While most of us have to make do with a handful …

Double blow for Kate Moss as another woman claims Pete cheated on her  —  Heartbroken Kate Moss will be devastated to learn that another woman has claimed Pete cheated on her while they were together.  —  The supermodel who ended her relationship with Doherty following claims he slept …

Katie Couric Admits Slapping Staffer  —  CBS Evening News host Katie Couric has revealed the toll that low ratings have taken on her confidence and composure, admitting she has second-guessed her move to CBS at times and even slapped a staffer on set.  —  In a lengthy profile in New York magazine …

Denise's paradise lost  —  A romantic vacation in Hawaii ended in tears for Denise Richards.  —  Months after the end of her relationship with Richie Sambora, a pal of the actress tells us she had been expecting him to propose on the island.  —  Instead, he broke up with her.

Brooke Hogan's New Pair?  —  Brooke Hogan strolled the beaches of Maui yesterday looking a bit more "enhanced."  Click here to see a picture of Brooke's chest which is as flast as her ass.  Unfortunately, her new pair looks more like pec implants.  Her daddy probably still has bigger ones!

Lionel Richie Defends Nicole  —  Lionel Richie is shrugging off his daughter Nicole's wild ways, chalking up her current drunk driving charge to the typical behavior of a rebellious twentysomething.  —  "She keeps apologizing to me," Lionel Richie said at the Essence Music Festival on Saturday.

I am - Pam Anderson Parties in Hooters Uniform of the Day  —  I know that Pam Anderson was one of the lucky big breasted sluts who didn't have to spend her career taking orders at the local hooters.  She was one of those big breasted girls who was able to get in Playboy and land roles in shows …

JOIN THE CROWD  —  ADD Ivanka Trump's name to the growing list of candidates to replace Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones on "The View."  The National Enquirer reports that Barbara Walters wants to hire the "hottie with brains" to stick it to Paris Hilton and her parents for their shabby treatment …

PISH POSH  —  ANGELINA Jolie isn't the only diva who wants to tightly control her dealings with the press.  Hollywood's latest fembot, Victoria Beckham, was acting like an in-demand Oscar winner last week when her reps forced reporters to sign contracts before interviewing her.

Britney, You Looking for a Girl Kato Kaelin?  —  Here's Britney Spears enjoying some time playing house with her two boys and her bodyguard.  If you take a look at the little house, it really seems like the actual size of a household that Britney really should be trying to maintain at the moment.

Potter author says 'never say never' to Harry's return  —  LONDON (AFP) - A campaign launched Monday to extend the Harry Potter series received a boost after author J.K. Rowling declared "never say never" about writing another book on the boy wizard.  —  Rowling has maintained that …

Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures  —  Growing up I used to be a huge Mariah Carey fan.  Not of her music but of her hoochie-like appearance of course.  Well, here she's in Italy on some private yacht in a bikini and she still looks fantastic.  I mean what is she now?  Like 45 years old?

Criss Angel: "They Will Stop at Nothing"  —  A week after Cameron Diaz's denial, it's Criss Angel's turn to let the world know that his soon-to-be ex-wife has got it all wrong.  —  In a statement released Sunday, Angel said, "It is with great sadness and disappointment that I feel the need …

50 Cent & Ciara's Romantic Date — Plus 10  —  While rumors have been swirling that 50 Cent and gorgeous R+B singer Ciara are dating, TMZ has learned that last week, the musical duo enjoyed a romantic dinner of goodies — with Fiddy's burly security and entourage in tow!  Go shorty!

Damn!  Geico Caveman Has Body  —  Who knew Britney Spears' bodyguard had a body like that?  I pictured him for the muscular arms, but fat gut type.  Anyway, Britney and her bodyguard had a little fun in the sun at her Malibu home with SPF and JJ.  She looks mighty close with that dude.

Who's the Spears-alike?!  —  Blowsy blonde locks, crazy Sue Lyon-in-Lolita shades, slightly bewildered look on the — is that a Britney Spears we spy?  —  Hell to tha no!  It's none other than the ever-lovely Kim Stewart, doing some shopping and confusing the paparazzi in Malibu last Friday.

MILLER IS DESPERATE FOR A FAMILY LIFE  —  PRISON BREAK star WENTWORTH MILLER is desperate to settle down with a wife and children - but fears he's too busy to meet a potential mate.  The 35-year-old actor claims the show's tough schedule makes it impossible for him to meet women.