Nicole Richie in Deep S...  The Commissioner in the Nicole Richie DUI case did not grant the continuance Nicole Richie wanted.  Period.  —  As TMZ first reported, Richie's lawyer asked for a continuance until August 5th, because her expert witness, Dr. Terence McGee, was not available to testify then.

Charlie Sheen, Girlfriend of 15 Months Engaged  —  Barely a year after first meeting, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are engaged!  —  Charlie popped the question to Brooke on the beaches of Costa Rica with a $500,000 engagement ring,  —  The future Mrs. Sheen is a real estate investor …

Diddy, Girlfriend Kim Porter Break Up  —  It's over between Sean "Diddy" Combs and his girlfriend of 10 years, Kim Porter, a rep for Combs confirms to PEOPLE.  —  A source close to Porter says she has moved out of the apartment she shared with Combs, and into a new home in Los Angeles with her children.

HAZY OUTLOOK  —  PARIS Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks again.  Although she told Larry King she'd never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy's the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke.

Back With Woody  —  Scarlett Johansson is currently in Spain shooting her third Woody Allen film.  She's like the new Mia Farrow.  I just hope she keeps her vagina in her pants around his ass.  The working title is "Midnight in Barcelona" and also stars Penny Cruz and Javier Bardem.

Posh & Becks - "W Magazine" August 2007  —  As predicted back in April, hot almost-Hollywood couple David and Victoria Beckham grace the pages of W Magazine, as photographed by famed photographer Steven Klein.  —  Just mere days before moving to Los Angeles, the bleached-blonde pair look absolutely smokin …

Hatcher seen as 'Desperate'  —  It wouldn't be a "Desperate Housewives" production without some behind-the-scenes bitching, now would it?  —  Cast loyalties became clear at Eva Longoria's over-the-top French wedding to NBA star Tony Parker.  And the subject of the sniping was Teri Hatcher.

Eyes have it: Madonna demands eye contact  —  Plus: Ouch!  Aaron Eckhart takes method acting a pinch too far  —  Madonna had an unusual backstage demand at the Live Earth concert: make eye contact.  —  While some stars issue edicts demanding that minions not look them in the eye …

Rockers love Gore's eco trip  —  If Al Gore runs for Prez again, he can count on at least one rocker's vote.  —  At Sting 's Central Park West pad Sunday, the veep-turned-environmentalist introduced himself to guests gathered hours after the Live Earth concert ended.

No Wonder Those Bathrooms Are So Skanky  —  Britney Spears can't even caca in a Taco Bell Express bathroom in peace!  She was caught by the paps using the loo while her Geico Prince Charming tried to keep them back.  —  You know she was doing doody in there!  She's the type and she probably didn't even flush!

Rachael Ray Thinks Her Hubby is Yummo  —  After a week of vacation with her husband, John Cusimano, celebrichef Rachael Ray is back at work, helping Dunkin' Donuts deliver free coffee to New Yorkers.  Usmagazine.com caught up with Ray, on her third cup of coffee herself, and got the lowdown on the rumors about her marriage.

Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs  —  With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do — flee the country!  Oh, Canada!  —  Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise …

HEIR THROWS OIL ON WEDDING  —  NOW that he's shed a few pounds, oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is having trouble holding his liquor.  Spies at his older brother, Alexander's, recent wedding reception snitched that Brandon caused an uproar there.  He celebrated Alexander's marriage …

Meet Racing Star Jeff Gordon's Baby Girl!  —  Vandebosch and Gordon with Ella Sofia  —  NASCAR champ Jeff Gordon is an ironman on the racetrack.  In the delivery room, it's another story.  —  "The baby came out, and we're both crying - in shock - and then you hear her cry for the first time …

The Next Paris Hilton?  —  Prepare to be creeped out — Paris Hilton's biggest fan is a tiny 4-year-old girl.  —  Showing off posing skills eerily similar to those of her ex-con hero, a precocious little gal from Florida waited outside Hilton's home last night for the chance to meet the star of "One Night in Paris" and "Bottoms Up."

Hilary: I Felt Disrespected by Joel  —  Breaking up is hard to do, particularly when your ex-boyfriend starts dating someone else three weeks later, who is now carrying his child.  —  Case in point, Hilary Duff, 19, who last November broke up with her boyfriend of two years, Joel Madden …