Jessica Simpson: I'd Get Plastic Surgery  —  Her sister Ashlee has talked about plastic surgery - and now Jessica Simpson says she won't rule it out.  —  "I've had none," she says in the August issue of Bazaar.  "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ...

Scent's Suspect In Bird Abuse  —  IS Ralph Lauren to blame for the disappearance of three piping plover families?  —  The federally protected birds - in danger of extinction because they insist on building their nests on busy beaches - went missing last month after cosmetics giant L'O …

Angelina Jolie Still Shrinking, Brad is Distraught  —  Good old Life & Style is talking some more mess about drama going on between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's family.  This time, the mag is saying that Angie's weight is the issue at hand.  Reportedly, a recent family dinner at the Pitt home …

McPhee joins Columbia's sorority  —  "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee will make her studio acting debut in the untitled Anna Faris project for Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison.  McPhee, along with Emma Stone, Rumer Willis, Kat Dennings and comedian Dana Goodman …

T.I. Goes on Strike With a Mic  —  Rap superstar T.I. doesn't take s**t from anyone — especially when he's on stage!  What a performer!  —  According to several TMZ spies, T.I. was pissed when a fan launched a cup at the rapper during a performance at an ESPY pre-party at the Roosevelt Hotel on Tuesday night.

Bobby Brown Boozes Up Again  —  Reality TV train wreck/Whitney Houston ex, Bobby Brown, can be "so cruel" — to his liver!  The oft-rehabbing pop star has-been was spotted at the ESPY after party, living up to his best bad reputation, with a double fist of hard liquor and beer.

Photog Brutally Attacked Outside ESPY Afterparty  —  Panic and violence erupted on the streets of Hollywood last night after a brutal late night attack left a celeb photographer unconscious and convulsing outside of an ESPY Awards after party.  —  The fight began after two random jerks decided …

Kelly Clarkson Opens for Paris?!  —  Paris Hilton is a paparazzi magnet ... Kelly Clarkson, not so much.  —  TMZ spotted Hilton and Clarkson at Koi last night, and while ex-con Paris worked the crowd of paps into a wild frenzy, Kelly walked out to noticeably less photog fanfare.

Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier  —  Paris Hilton wants to give you the jeans off her backside — and you don't even have to buy her a drink first!  —  Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy's executives to discuss her new denim line.

Britney Spears Puts House on the Market - Again  —  Britney Spears is looking to make a new start.  She put her Beverly Hills mansion back on the market on Wednesday for $7.495 million, and she's offering to sell it fully furnished.  —  The 25-year-old mother-of-two bought the 9,000-square foot home …

ER's Goran Visnjic Admits Having Affair  —  ER star Goran Visnjic is acknowledging that he had an extramarital affair and has agreed to take a paternity test to see if he's the father of the woman's 4-month-old daughter, the Croatian magazine Story reports.  —  Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luka Kovac …

Yikes!  Nicole "Coco" Austin In A Bikini  —  I'm not quite sure when these picture were taken but I know some of you guys love Ice-T's ho Nicole "Coco" Austin.  I don't fully understand why, considering the girl looks like a male bodybuilder with a huge ass but hey, some people have sick twisted fetishes.

Hottest.  Yeti.  Ever.  —  Here's some more photos I snapped on the red carpet yesterday at the ESPYS.  That's Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door in the above picture.  And below is a disturbing image of her breasts that shall forever be burned into my memory.

They Are No Fun!  —  OK!  Magazine apparently dropped $400,000 for the exclusive rights to the photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders getting down in a hot tub in Mexico.  The NYDN reports that the mag only bought the pictures to keep them off the market and to keep Vanessa and Nick happy.

Claire Danes headed for Broadway  —  Claire Danes will make her Broadway debut in George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" beginning September 21st.  She will star as Eliza Doolittle, the character with the world's most offensive accent.  Danes is currently starring in the movie "Evening" which is getting lackluster reviews.

He's Starting To Look Like A New Age Singer  —  I actually really like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy together.  He doesn't make sense, she doesn't make sense, together they make sense.  OMG!  That quote was from one of the great movies of all-time "Untamed Heart."

Regan may out-Fox Rupe  —  Judith Regan has secret tapes of phone calls and meetings that provide explosive evidence in her $20 million lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, sources tell us.  —  After attempting to publish O.J. Simpson's memoir "If I Did It," Regan was fired by HarperCollins' CEO Jane Friedman.