Jessica Simpson: I'd Get Plastic Surgery  —  Her sister Ashlee has talked about plastic surgery - and now Jessica Simpson says she won't rule it out.  —  "I've had none," she says in the August issue of Bazaar.  "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ...

Scent's Suspect In Bird Abuse  —  IS Ralph Lauren to blame for the disappearance of three piping plover families?  —  The federally protected birds - in danger of extinction because they insist on building their nests on busy beaches - went missing last month after cosmetics giant L'O …

Bobby Brown Boozes Up Again  —  Reality TV train wreck/Whitney Houston ex, Bobby Brown, can be "so cruel" — to his liver!  The oft-rehabbing pop star has-been was spotted at the ESPY after party, living up to his best bad reputation, with a double fist of hard liquor and beer.

T.I. Goes on Strike With a Mic  —  Rap superstar T.I. doesn't take s**t from anyone — especially when he's on stage!  What a performer!  —  According to several TMZ spies, T.I. was pissed when a fan launched a cup at the rapper during a performance at an ESPY pre-party at the Roosevelt Hotel on Tuesday night.

Angelina Jolie Still Shrinking, Brad is Distraught  —  Good old Life & Style is talking some more mess about drama going on between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's family.  This time, the mag is saying that Angie's weight is the issue at hand.  Reportedly, a recent family dinner at the Pitt home …

Photog Brutally Attacked Outside ESPY Afterparty  —  Panic and violence erupted on the streets of Hollywood last night after a brutal late night attack left a celeb photographer unconscious and convulsing outside of an ESPY Awards after party.  —  The fight began after two random jerks decided …

Katharine McPhee Catches Movie Fever!  —  American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee is successfully riding Jennifer Hudson's coattails, parlaying her singing career into an acting gig.  In the untitled flick, McPhee makes her acting debut playing a pregnant hippie.

Kelly Clarkson Opens for Paris?!  —  Paris Hilton is a paparazzi magnet ... Kelly Clarkson, not so much.  —  TMZ spotted Hilton and Clarkson at Koi last night, and while ex-con Paris worked the crowd of paps into a wild frenzy, Kelly walked out to noticeably less photog fanfare.

Miss New Jersey Exposes Blackmail Pics  —  Miss New Jersey revealed some of those supposedly salacious blackmail photos this morning, and while they're a little embarrassing, one thing's for sure — she's no Katie Rees!  —  Amy Polumbo showed the country some of the most "revealing" …

Britney Spears Puts House on the Market - Again  —  Britney Spears is looking to make a new start.  She put her Beverly Hills mansion back on the market on Wednesday for $7.495 million, and she's offering to sell it fully furnished.  —  The 25-year-old mother-of-two bought the 9,000-square foot home …

Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier  —  Paris Hilton wants to give you the jeans off her backside — and you don't even have to buy her a drink first!  —  Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy's executives to discuss her new denim line.

Yikes!  Nicole "Coco" Austin In A Bikini  —  I'm not quite sure when these picture were taken but I know some of you guys love Ice-T's ho Nicole "Coco" Austin.  I don't fully understand why, considering the girl looks like a male bodybuilder with a huge ass but hey, some people have sick twisted fetishes.

They Are No Fun!  —  OK!  Magazine apparently dropped $400,000 for the exclusive rights to the photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders getting down in a hot tub in Mexico.  The NYDN reports that the mag only bought the pictures to keep them off the market and to keep Vanessa and Nick happy.

Hottest.  Yeti.  Ever.  —  Here's some more photos I snapped on the red carpet yesterday at the ESPYS.  That's Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door in the above picture.  And below is a disturbing image of her breasts that shall forever be burned into my memory.

Regan may out-Fox Rupe  —  Judith Regan has secret tapes of phone calls and meetings that provide explosive evidence in her $20 million lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, sources tell us.  —  After attempting to publish O.J. Simpson's memoir "If I Did It," Regan was fired by HarperCollins' CEO Jane Friedman.

Claire Danes headed for Broadway  —  Claire Danes will make her Broadway debut in George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" beginning September 21st.  She will star as Eliza Doolittle, the character with the world's most offensive accent.  Danes is currently starring in the movie "Evening" which is getting lackluster reviews.

Honestly loves 'Xanadu'  —  OMG, O N-J!  Olivia Newton-John laughed and clapped the loudest as she was mercilessly sent up onstage at the opening night of "Xanadu" on Broadway Tuesday night.  —  Star Kerry Butler's brutal Australian accent sounds like a throttled budgie.

Stella McCartney pregnant  —  Stella McCartney is pregnant again.  —  The fashion designer - daughter of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney - is expecting her third child with husband Alasdhair Willis, just seven months after her second child was born.  —  A source told Britain's Daily …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support?  Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend...

Singer/Actress Eve & Female Prostitute  —  Singer/Actress Eve was a guest at the Setai hotel in South Beach.  It is Miami's hottest new celebrity hot spot.  —  Currently singer Sting and his wife are in house making outrageous demands.  —  Lets get back to Eve.

SPACEY BEHAVIOR  —  DON'T try to speak directly to Kevin Spacey.  Spies at nightclub Home last Friday night saw the star "standing near a corner booth and dirty dancing by himself."  When a cocktail waitress tried to take his order, Spacey wouldn't speak to her and instead whispered his orders to a male friend.