Jessica Simpson: I'd Get Plastic Surgery  —  Her sister Ashlee has talked about plastic surgery - and now Jessica Simpson says she won't rule it out.  —  "I've had none," she says in the August issue of Bazaar.  "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ...

Bobby Brown Boozes Up Again  —  Reality TV train wreck/Whitney Houston ex, Bobby Brown, can be "so cruel" — to his liver!  The oft-rehabbing pop star has-been was spotted at the ESPY after party, living up to his best bad reputation, with a double fist of hard liquor and beer.

Britney Spears 'Not Dating' Her Bodyguard  —  Spears and her bodyguard on July 5  —  Daimon Shippen is soft-spoken, strong and good with kids - but his relationship with Britney Spears is purely professional, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  "He's her bodyguard and manny," says a source familiar with Shippen's employment.

McPhee joins Columbia's sorority  —  "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee will make her studio acting debut in the untitled Anna Faris project for Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison.  McPhee, along with Emma Stone, Rumer Willis, Kat Dennings and comedian Dana Goodman …

T.I. Goes on Strike With a Mic  —  Rap superstar T.I. doesn't take s**t from anyone — especially when he's on stage!  What a performer!  —  According to several TMZ spies, T.I. was pissed when a fan launched a cup at the rapper during a performance at an ESPY pre-party at the Roosevelt Hotel on Tuesday night.

Scent's Suspect In Bird Abuse  —  IS Ralph Lauren to blame for the disappearance of three piping plover families?  —  The federally protected birds - in danger of extinction because they insist on building their nests on busy beaches - went missing last month after cosmetics giant L'O …

Hottest.  Yeti.  Ever.  —  Here's some more photos I snapped on the red carpet yesterday at the ESPYS.  That's Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door in the above picture.  And below is a disturbing image of her breasts that shall forever be burned into my memory.

Yikes!  Nicole "Coco" Austin In A Bikini  —  I'm not quite sure when these picture were taken but I know some of you guys love Ice-T's ho Nicole "Coco" Austin.  I don't fully understand why, considering the girl looks like a male bodybuilder with a huge ass but hey, some people have sick twisted fetishes.

Photog Brutally Attacked Outside ESPY Afterparty  —  Panic and violence erupted on the streets of Hollywood last night after a brutal late night attack left a celeb photographer unconscious and convulsing outside of an ESPY Awards after party.  —  The fight began after two random jerks decided …

Shanna & Travis Split - Again  —  On-and-off couple Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are off again - but this time, a source insists, it's for good.  —  "About a month ago, they separated again," the source close to Moakler tells PEOPLE.  "She moved out.  As far as she's concerned, it's over.

Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier  —  Paris Hilton wants to give you the jeans off her backside — and you don't even have to buy her a drink first!  —  Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy's executives to discuss her new denim line.

ER's Goran Visnjic Admits Having Affair  —  ER star Goran Visnjic is acknowledging that he had an extramarital affair and has agreed to take a paternity test to see if he's the father of the woman's 4-month-old daughter, the Croatian magazine Story reports.  —  Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luka Kovac …

Claire Danes headed for Broadway  —  Claire Danes will make her Broadway debut in George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" beginning September 21st.  She will star as Eliza Doolittle, the character with the world's most offensive accent.  Danes is currently starring in the movie "Evening" which is getting lackluster reviews.

Angelina Jolie Still Shrinking, Brad is Distraught  —  Good old Life & Style is talking some more mess about drama going on between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's family.  This time, the mag is saying that Angie's weight is the issue at hand.  Reportedly, a recent family dinner at the Pitt home …

SPACEY BEHAVIOR  —  DON'T try to speak directly to Kevin Spacey.  Spies at nightclub Home last Friday night saw the star "standing near a corner booth and dirty dancing by himself."  When a cocktail waitress tried to take his order, Spacey wouldn't speak to her and instead whispered his orders to a male friend.

Sienna Miller is an Absolute Stunner  —  I haven't watched Letterman in years, it's just not funny, but the other night I was flipping by an there sitting next to Dave was an angel.... Sienna Miller.  I was stunned, I've only seen pictures of her, I've never seen any of her movies and I have to say she seems smart.

He's Starting To Look Like A New Age Singer  —  I actually really like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy together.  He doesn't make sense, she doesn't make sense, together they make sense.  OMG!  That quote was from one of the great movies of all-time "Untamed Heart."

Courtney Love goes all rock star on a hotel room  —  Is crazy Courtney Love back?  Well according to NME yes she is because she destroyed her hotel room the other night. … Her spokesperson did confirm that they did pay the hotel damages which makes me think the source is right.