Jessica Simpson's Breasts are Real  —  Not that I ever doubted it, but Jessica Simpson wants you to know that her breasts are real, and that she has never had plastic surgery.  In the August issue of Bazaar magazine, she makes it very clear that she is a 100% natural girl.

Bad news for Britney: K-Fed has a new love  —  Plus: Madonna tried to attend Justin Timberlake concert incognito  —  They were happy once, but it looks like Kevin Federline has moved on from ex-wife Britney Spears.  —  Crushing news for romantics hoping Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will re-unite: K-Fed has a new sweetie.

Bobby Brown Boozes Up Again  —  Reality TV train wreck/Whitney Houston ex, Bobby Brown, can be "so cruel" — to his liver!  The oft-rehabbing pop star has-been was spotted at the ESPY after party, living up to his best bad reputation, with a double fist of hard liquor and beer.

Britney Spears 'Not Dating' Her Bodyguard  —  Spears and her bodyguard on July 5  —  Daimon Shippen is soft-spoken, strong and good with kids - but his relationship with Britney Spears is purely professional, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  "He's her bodyguard and manny," says a source familiar with Shippen's employment.

Hottest.  Yeti.  Ever.  —  Here's some more photos I snapped on the red carpet yesterday at the ESPYS.  That's Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door in the above picture.  And below is a disturbing image of her breasts that shall forever be burned into my memory.

McPhee joins Columbia's sorority  —  "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee will make her studio acting debut in the untitled Anna Faris project for Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison.  McPhee, along with Emma Stone, Rumer Willis, Kat Dennings and comedian Dana Goodman …

Shanna & Travis Split - Again  —  On-and-off couple Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are off again - but this time, a source insists, it's for good.  —  "About a month ago, they separated again," the source close to Moakler tells PEOPLE.  "She moved out.  As far as she's concerned, it's over.

T.I. Goes on Strike With a Mic  —  Rap superstar T.I. doesn't take s**t from anyone — especially when he's on stage!  What a performer!  —  According to several TMZ spies, T.I. was pissed when a fan launched a cup at the rapper during a performance at an ESPY pre-party at the Roosevelt Hotel on Tuesday night.

ER's Goran Visnjic Admits Having Affair  —  ER star Goran Visnjic is acknowledging that he had an extramarital affair and has agreed to take a paternity test to see if he's the father of the woman's 4-month-old daughter, the Croatian magazine Story reports.  —  Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luka Kovac …

Yikes!  Nicole "Coco" Austin In A Bikini  —  I'm not quite sure when these picture were taken but I know some of you guys love Ice-T's ho Nicole "Coco" Austin.  I don't fully understand why, considering the girl looks like a male bodybuilder with a huge ass but hey, some people have sick twisted fetishes.

Usher Speaks Out on the Rumors About His Relationship  —  In an open letter to PEOPLE, Usher is speaking out about the rumors surrounding his relationship with and upcoming wedding to Tameka Foster, with whom he's expecting a child in the fall.  —  One issue: The report by the New York Post's Page Six …

Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier  —  Paris Hilton wants to give you the jeans off her backside — and you don't even have to buy her a drink first!  —  Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy's executives to discuss her new denim line.

Photog Brutally Attacked Outside ESPY Afterparty  —  Panic and violence erupted on the streets of Hollywood last night after a brutal late night attack left a celeb photographer unconscious and convulsing outside of an ESPY Awards after party.  —  The fight began after two random jerks decided …

Claire Danes headed for Broadway  —  Claire Danes will make her Broadway debut in George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" beginning September 21st.  She will star as Eliza Doolittle, the character with the world's most offensive accent.  Danes is currently starring in the movie "Evening" which is getting lackluster reviews.

Black Sheep?  Paris' Cousin Popped for DUI  —  The alcohol-impaired apple doesn't fall far from the Hilton family tree.  —  TMZ has learned that Brooke Ashley Brinson, a cousin of Paris Hilton, was popped late last year for DUI and — like cousin, like cousin — was also charged with driving on a suspended license.

Carmen Doesn't Have Time For Joan  —  Carmen Electra denied that she was involved in anything more than a friendship with Joan Jett, but the rumors persisted.  The two were reportedly seen making out backstage at one of Joan's concerts last November.  —  Star Magazine is reporting …

Sienna Miller is an Absolute Stunner  —  I haven't watched Letterman in years, it's just not funny, but the other night I was flipping by an there sitting next to Dave was an angel.... Sienna Miller.  I was stunned, I've only seen pictures of her, I've never seen any of her movies and I have to say she seems smart.

Angelina Jolie Still Shrinking, Brad is Distraught  —  Good old Life & Style is talking some more mess about drama going on between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's family.  This time, the mag is saying that Angie's weight is the issue at hand.  Reportedly, a recent family dinner at the Pitt home …