EVA WEDDING A SWAG AFFAIR  —  WHEN a celebrity opens her weeklong Paris wedding to the press, the swag isn't far behind.  Eva Longoria and Tony Parker pimped out their "special day" to OK! magazine for $2 million, but they didn't have to pay for the goodies their wedding guests received.

Meg Ryan And Matthew Perry Secretly Dating  —  Actors Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry are reportedly enjoying a secret romance.  —  Ryan, the 45-year-old former wife of Dennis Quaid, and Friends star Perry, 37, turned friendship into romance five months ago, according to American magazine Us Weekly.

QUOTE OF THE DAY #1  —  Armistead Maupin is the openly gay author of the 'Tales of the City' series of books and appeared at a book signing at the Bloomsbury in London last night.  —  During the Q&A from the audience, this little nugget arose...  Unfortunately the rest of the speech …

Alleged Paris Hilton perks in jail probed  —  The Sheriff's Department begins an investigation to see if the heiress got special treatment, as some deputies have claimed.  —  Los Angeles County jail officials vowed to treat Paris Hilton like any other inmate.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's $220M Prenup!  —  It's official! - says insiders- who reveal that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are drawing up a $220 million prenuptial agreement and planning a spring wedding.  —  Images Splash News  —  The prenup reveals the huge pool of money …

Beyonce's dad & sis create toy line  —  Beyonce's father/Svengali Mathew Knowles is launching a line of hip-hop inspired toys for tots called Baby Jamz. … [From Hip Hop Elements]  —  All of the songs will be sung by Beyonce's younger sister Solange, who's son Juelz inspired the project.

Usher Speaks Out on the Rumors About His Relationship  —  In an open letter to PEOPLE, Usher is speaking out about the rumors surrounding his relationship with and upcoming wedding to Tameka Foster, with whom he's expecting a child in the fall.  —  One issue: The report by the New York Post's Page Six …

Katie Holmes' playdate with her 'mini-me' daughter  —  With a mop of dark, bobbed hair, piercing blue eyes and a snappy dress sense, there is no denying the family resemblance.  —  So as Katie Holmes took her one-year-old daughter, Suri, out for a spot of fresh air, it was very much a case of like mother, like daughter.

Bad news for Britney: K-Fed has a new love  —  Plus: Madonna tried to attend Justin Timberlake concert incognito  —  They were happy once, but it looks like Kevin Federline has moved on from ex-wife Britney Spears.  —  Crushing news for romantics hoping Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will re-unite: K-Fed has a new sweetie.

Britney Spears 'Not Dating' Her Bodyguard  —  Spears and her bodyguard on July 5  —  Daimon Shippen is soft-spoken, strong and good with kids - but his relationship with Britney Spears is purely professional, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  "He's her bodyguard and manny," says a source familiar with Shippen's employment.

DANGER COLOR  —  PRINCE Harry's red hair has made him the butt of endless jokes.  The young royal says his British Army pals have nicknamed him the "Ginger Bullet Magnet" and even bought red wigs to wear in Iraq to prevent the enemy from easily identifying him...

Ali Landry Has a Baby Girl  —  Ali Landry and her husband, film director Alejandro Gomez Monteverde, welcomed their first child, daughter Estela, their rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby arrived just past 9:30 a.m. Wednesday and weighed 8 lbs., 2 oz.  —  "Mom and baby are doing great," Landry's rep says.

Britney's "Stalker" Calls Children's Services  —  TMZ has learned someone called Children's Services on Britney Spears multiple times last week — but it turns out he's a nut.  —  Sources say Britney has a "stalker" who has become irritated with her.  The man began calling the L …

Boat Buzz: Ron, Gina on cruise control  —  Ron Perelman and Gina Gershon are cruising the coast of Italy on his Ultima III — but friends assure us the 188-foot yacht is no love boat.  —  Our spies wasted no time phoning in after they saw how giddy the Revlon billionaire and the actress seemed at dinner on the Riviera Wednesday night.

'Old and haggard' Kate turns to mentor to relaunch herself  —  Kate Moss has turned to the woman who first made her famous - Storm Model Management boss Sarah Doukas - in a desperate bid to relaunch herself after the Pete Doherty saga.  —  The supermodel reportedly feels "old and haggard" …

My Favorite Kewpie Doll  —  Christina Ricci has that bowl-cut for the Speed Racer movie.  Chick is playing Trixie in the flick due out next year.  It covers up her 10-head which is always a good thing.  —  Here's Christina Ricci at a Hugo Boss fashion show in Berlin.

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Cuthbert Almost Dies In New York Road Accident  —  Actress Elisha Cuthbert was almost killed during a recent visit to New York City, when she walked into oncoming traffic on a busy road without looking.  The 24 star was hit by a car and thrown across the street and was convinced she was going to die.

Starting to Show  —  We've been speculating for days, but looking at these photos and video of Jen and Violet at the zoo yesterday, there's little doubt that Ben and Jen are expecting their second!  Her publicist says the rumor is "100% not true", but the evidence is really becoming undeniable: