OIL SCION'S WELL RUNNING DRY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis, grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, is broke.  —  Several sources said Davis - who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" - has been financially cut off by his wealthy family …

Britney Buys a New Dog  —  It really turned out to be a dog day afternoon for Britney Spears.  The pop star and her bodyguard headed to Pets of Bel Air in the Glen Center in Bel Air on Friday - and left with a new puppy, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  An "excited" Spears walked into the store …

Courtney Thorne-Smith Expecting a Baby  —  According to Jim actress Courtney Thorne-Smith is expecting a baby, her spokesperson confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The child, who is due this winter, will be the first for the actress and her husband, Roger Fishman, who owns a media company.

Britney Spears Gets SUPA SHOCKED  —  Britney Spears unloads herself out of her car looking quite scared and shocked by paparazzi in the parking lot of a toy store in Los Angeles on Friday.  —  Dressed in a pair of short shorts and a wrapped belly-baring top, a bra-less Brit Brit was seen purchasing …

Danity Kane May Not Be Breaking Up, But Diddy's Girls Are Far From Friendly  —  Rumors started with Aubrey's TMZ interview; bitter online posts followed from Dawn, D. Woods.  —  So ... are Danity Kane breaking up or not?  Well, that sort of depends on which member of the group you're listening to.

Lohan Gets Big Break In Small Claims Court  —  Lindsay Lohan is officially off the hook for damages she caused in a 2005 car crash, after the dude who owned the van she hit flaked on the court hearing.  —  TMZ was in Beverly Hills court today when representatives for Lindsay's insurance company arrived …

Jennifer Love Hewitt stole your mom's body  —  Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of the Ghost Whisperer yesterday looking like she's spent the last three years of her life training for a Hot Dog Eating Contest.  Ten years ago she was the hottest girl on TV.

Lindsay's in a bad mood this morning  —  Caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat a little while ago.  Had a bit of a longer conversation than last time.  I don't know about you but I get the feeling she really likes me.  I may ask her to winter formal.  —  NOTE: The "cal" person she's referring …

Kelly's Big Gamble  —  Now that Kelly Clarkson's "set for life," America's queen of pop rock risks it all with her controversial new album.  —  Kelly Clarkson hustles down her long driveway and opens the broken gate to her Spanish-style villa.  She's on the phone, talking animatedly …

Who's Lindsay's Mystery Man?  —  Lindsay made sure to stay covered when she exited Nic's Martini Lounge last night, but we did catch a glimpse of her mystery guy (who our photogs say she was kissing in the restaurant) when he left!  We can't ID the guy just yet, (we're working on it) …

Jack the lard - why even at 70 he's still seducing waitresses  —  As we saw this week, Jack Nicholson's piled on the pounds.  But even at 70, he's still seducing waitresses and chasing starlets (not to mention trying his luckwith an outraged Nicole Kidman)  —  Given his advancing years …

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures from Men's Health  —  Well, it's the weekend, and I thought I'd leave you with some very nice Olivia Munn bikini pictures, courtesy of Men's Health magazine.  Now, I know she's not the most popular celebrity out there, but she's one of my favourites.

Britney Spears the Cocktail Waitress?  —  Now that we know her bodyguard/manny isn't her boyfriend we can move on the latest rumor.  —  Britney Spears has applied to be a cocktail waitress at a Hollywood bar.  —  The 'Toxic' singer was drinking at hip hangout Les Deux with friends when

Jessica Biel is Hot  —  Jessica Biel is usually far and away the hottest girl on the red carpet, so how is that Emmanuelle Chriqui was so much hotter at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry last night?  This is the movie in which Adam Sandler grabs Jessica Biel's breasts.

Penelope Pulls a Mary-Kate  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Penelope showed off her, uh, birthmark in Paris today.  She and her entourage popped into the Dior store, where she must've left her pants in the dressing room, cuz that shirt is definitely too short to be a dress!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Jessica Biel's Summer Hair Secrets  —  Matt Sayles/AP  —  As summer heats up, we all struggle a lit bit more to keep our hair looking perfect and fizz-free.  But, according to Jessica Biel, we're just wasting our time.  At last night's L.A. premiere of her new film I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry …

One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck  —  Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge — and the battle of the birds!  —  The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird.

Nicole Richie Doesn't Like Turtlenecks  —  Joel Madden's dick must be cut, because Nicole Richie said she will only date a dude if his wang isn't wearing a turtleneck.  EOG quotes Nicole as saying, "The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised."