NUDE PHOTOS HAUNT LINDSAY  —  NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.  —  Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit …

Hot heir!  Paris Hilton cools off in Malibu surf  —  If you're going to take up surfing, it's generally a good idea to find some waves.  But try telling that to Paris Hilton.  —  The 26-year-old, sporting a one piece star-covered number, took to the calm water for lessons on a long board with Australian pro-surfer Koby Aberton.

'I couldn't believe she shot me!'  —  Friend stunned after argument with rapper over missing money leads to gunfire  —  Hot-tempered rapper Remy Ma shot one of her best friends over missing cash and then searched the bleeding woman's purse instead of calling 911, the victim told the Daily News.

Surf Slut  —  I haven't had a Paris Hilton post in a while and I know you've missed this snatch.  Paris once again gave the photogs a little show outside her Malibu beach shack.  It wouldn't be a Paris bikini spread without her nasty ass nips coming out (see the first thumbnail).

NOT WORTH IT  —  YET another of DJ AM's relationships has ended, though this time it was he who supposedly showed his modelicious girlfriend of four months, Jessica Stam, the door.  Insiders say that unlike AM's last girlfriend, Mandy Moore, who is known for her...

Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell wed  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have married, a spokesman for the Ugly Betty TV star said.  —  Romijn, 34, and O'Connell, 33, married at a small ceremony in their home Saturday, spokesman Lewis Kay told People magazine.

Washington to return to network TV  —  LOS ANGELES — Isaiah Washington, the embattled star fired from ABC's Grey's Anatomy last month, is back to work — at NBC.  —  Washington will guest-star on the network's high-profile remake of 1970s drama Bionic Woman this fall …

Behold the new Ace Ventura!  —  Young Josh Flitter has signed to star in the third "Ace Ventura" movie, with David Mickey Evans ("The Sandlot", "The Final Season") directing.  —  The Jim Carrey-less sequel sees the son ("Nancy Drew" star Flitter) of the oddball detective step into his father's shoes to take over the family business.

X17 XCLUSIVE: Is Britney Playing Her New Song?  - UPDATE  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Brit stopped at a drug store to buy some vitamins on Friday and the mob of photographers (including a few too many from Team X17!) documented her every move.  —  But X17 just might have the scoop!

Angelina Jolie is a Bouquet of Beauty  —  Angelina Jolie makes a a picture perfect bunch with a bouquet of roses in the new St. John clothing ad, which will be featured in the August 2007 issue of Vanity Fair.  Could a Stepford wife look any sexier??  —  And no, Angie hasn't been laying low.

E! eyes Snoop for reality show  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Snoop Dogg and his family are getting their own reality series on E! Entertainment Television.  —  Ted Harbert, who oversees E! as president and CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, said Friday during E! …

Christina Aguilera points out baby belly  —  While performing in Perth, Australia over the weekend, Christina Aguilera, 26, points out her burgeoning belly during a song.  As we told you last month, the songstress is 15 weeks along with her first child, due in early January.

Kelly Rowland Collapses During Performance  —  The former Destiny's Child singer is said to be doing well after taking a fall on stage due to dehydration.  —  KELLY ROWLAND had fans worried when she collapsed on stage from dehydration during a show in Lagos, Nigeria.

Ewwww....She's Right  —  Star Jones is back and more beautiful than ever.  I'm joking.  She's whoring out her Court TV show and spoke out about the current state of "The View."  Star thinks that the show needs a little more color on the panel.  She said when she was fired from the show …

Kerry Katona and baby held at knife point by armed gang  —  Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona and her baby daughter were held at knife point at their home by three armed burglars today.  —  The 26-year-old singer, her husband Mark Croft, 36, and five-month-old daughter Heidi were attacked …

Cameron Diaz Has Nipple-Itis  —  In case you haven't noticed, Cameron Diaz was having a little case of nipple-itis this past weekend while at the beach.  I'm assuming that she was either very cold or very horny knowing that I'd eventually be checking out these photos of her.