NUDE PHOTOS HAUNT LINDSAY  —  NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.  —  Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit …

Surf Slut  —  I haven't had a Paris Hilton post in a while and I know you've missed this snatch.  Paris once again gave the photogs a little show outside her Malibu beach shack.  It wouldn't be a Paris bikini spread without her nasty ass nips coming out (see the first thumbnail).

Kelly Rowland Collapses During Performance  —  The former Destiny's Child singer is said to be doing well after taking a fall on stage due to dehydration.  —  KELLY ROWLAND had fans worried when she collapsed on stage from dehydration during a show in Lagos, Nigeria.

Victoria Beckham Doesn't Want Her Assistant To Be 'Too Good Looking' Or 'Too Thin'  —  Victoria Beckham carefully screened applicants for the position of her new personal assistant - to make sure they weren't prettier or thinner than she is.  —  The star's marriage to soccer ace David …

Angelina Jolie is a Bouquet of Beauty  —  Angelina Jolie makes a a picture perfect bunch with a bouquet of roses in the new St. John clothing ad, which will be featured in the August 2007 issue of Vanity Fair.  Could a Stepford wife look any sexier??  —  And no, Angie hasn't been laying low.

'I couldn't believe she shot me!'  —  Friend stunned after argument with rapper over missing money leads to gunfire  —  Hot-tempered rapper Remy Ma shot one of her best friends over missing cash and then searched the bleeding woman's purse instead of calling 911, the victim told the Daily News.

Washington to return to network TV  —  LOS ANGELES — Isaiah Washington, the embattled star fired from ABC's Grey's Anatomy last month, is back to work — at NBC.  —  Washington will guest-star on the network's high-profile remake of 1970s drama Bionic Woman this fall …

NOT WORTH IT  —  YET another of DJ AM's relationships has ended, though this time it was he who supposedly showed his modelicious girlfriend of four months, Jessica Stam, the door.  Insiders say that unlike AM's last girlfriend, Mandy Moore, who is known for her...

JMet  —  KFed called and he wants his look back from Jesse Metcalfe.  Does Jesse really think this makes him look less gay?  He looks like the leader of one of those gay gangs I've been hearing about.  Watch out for them!  They'll out-dance you any day!

Paris votes for president — every single year  —  Plus, Pink won't be writing songs for Britney anytime soon  —  Paris Hilton not only reads the Bible — she also votes.  —  The ex-jailbird heiress — who raised eyebrows when she told Larry King that she reads the Bible but couldn't single …

Behold the new Ace Ventura!  —  Young Josh Flitter has signed to star in the third "Ace Ventura" movie, with David Mickey Evans ("The Sandlot", "The Final Season") directing.  —  The Jim Carrey-less sequel sees the son ("Nancy Drew" star Flitter) of the oddball detective step into his father's shoes to take over the family business.

X17 XCLUSIVE: Is Britney Playing Her New Song?  - UPDATE  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Brit stopped at a drug store to buy some vitamins on Friday and the mob of photographers (including a few too many from Team X17!) documented her every move.  —  But X17 just might have the scoop!

Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell wed  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have married, a spokesman for the Ugly Betty TV star said.  —  Romijn, 34, and O'Connell, 33, married at a small ceremony in their home Saturday, spokesman Lewis Kay told People magazine.

E! eyes Snoop for reality show  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Snoop Dogg and his family are getting their own reality series on E! Entertainment Television.  —  Ted Harbert, who oversees E! as president and CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, said Friday during E! …