NUDE PHOTOS HAUNT LINDSAY  —  NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.  —  Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit …

Kelly Rowland Collapses Onstage in Nigeria  —  Kelly Rowland collapsed onstage early Sunday in Lagos, Nigeria, where she had been performing.  —  Dehydration was the cause, her rep, Yvette Noel Schure, said in a statement.  —  Rowland was taken to an undisclosed Lagos hospital for a check …

Surf Slut  —  I haven't had a Paris Hilton post in a while and I know you've missed this snatch.  Paris once again gave the photogs a little show outside her Malibu beach shack.  It wouldn't be a Paris bikini spread without her nasty ass nips coming out (see the first thumbnail).

POSH: HOLLYWOOD WOMEN ARE SO SCRUFFY  —  If Victoria Beckham thinks she is going to be able to acquire new girlfriends effortlessly among Hollywood's showbusiness elite, she should think again.  —  Just a few days after setting foot on American soil, the self-styled fashion icon may already …

X17 XCLUSIVE: Is Britney Playing Her New Song?  - UPDATE  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Brit stopped at a drug store to buy some vitamins on Friday and the mob of photographers (including a few too many from Team X17!) documented her every move.  —  But X17 just might have the scoop!

Paris votes for president — every single year  —  Plus, Pink won't be writing songs for Britney anytime soon  —  Paris Hilton not only reads the Bible — she also votes.  —  The ex-jailbird heiress — who raised eyebrows when she told Larry King that she reads the Bible but couldn't single …

DIVA IS NO ONE-'HIT' WONDER  —  ACCUSED OF FIRING AT BX.  MAN IN '03  —  The raunchy rap diva who allegedly shot a female pal in the stomach Saturday was accused four years ago of pointing a loaded gun at a Bronx man's head and firing off a shot that missed, authorities said yesterday.

Angelina Jolie is a Bouquet of Beauty  —  Angelina Jolie makes a a picture perfect bunch with a bouquet of roses in the new St. John clothing ad, which will be featured in the August 2007 issue of Vanity Fair.  Could a Stepford wife look any sexier??  —  And no, Angie hasn't been laying low.

For Davis, the bucks stop heir  —  The good times seem to have come to an end for Paris Hilton's pal Brandon Davis.  —  Friends tell us the unctuous oil heir has been "cut off" by his parents.  Multiple sources say he has been asking friends for loans and for places to stay.

E! eyes Snoop for reality show  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Snoop Dogg and his family are getting their own reality series on E! Entertainment Television.  —  Ted Harbert, who oversees E! as president and CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, said Friday during E! …

Washington to return to network TV  —  LOS ANGELES — Isaiah Washington, the embattled star fired from ABC's Grey's Anatomy last month, is back to work — at NBC.  —  Washington will guest-star on the network's high-profile remake of 1970s drama Bionic Woman this fall …

Behold the new Ace Ventura!  —  Young Josh Flitter has signed to star in the third "Ace Ventura" movie, with David Mickey Evans ("The Sandlot", "The Final Season") directing.  —  The Jim Carrey-less sequel sees the son ("Nancy Drew" star Flitter) of the oddball detective step into his father's shoes to take over the family business.

How Can I Become One Of Diddy's Former Baby Mamas?  —  Kim Porter and Diddy recently split up and she's not going away cheap.  Sources say Kim could walk away with $100,000 a month in child support alone for the three kids she shares with Diddy.  He is currently paying around $30,000 to one of his other baby mamas for just one kid.

Pete Slates Kate  —  Here's another Pete who has something to say about Kate Moss...  But this time it's a Pete of the Andre variety.  —  He's had a right ol' go at the model.  —  Pete's really not a fan of her slight frame.  —  And he's even gone to the extent of thinking up a new nickname for her:

NOT WORTH IT  —  YET another of DJ AM's relationships has ended, though this time it was he who supposedly showed his modelicious girlfriend of four months, Jessica Stam, the door.  Insiders say that unlike AM's last girlfriend, Mandy Moore, who is known for her...

Beckhams Settle into L.A. Family Life  —  Despite the frenzy that greeted their arrival from Britain on Thursday, the weekend was anything but quiet for David and Victoria Beckham as they and their brood settled into their new Beverly Hills home.  —  Friday evening, the Beckhams hosted a small housewarming for friends.