COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …

Paris Hilton Aims to Record New CD  —  Paris Hilton is making the move from the jail cell to recording studio.  —  The 26-year-old, who spent 23 days in Los Angeles County Jail after violating probation for an alcohol-related driving conviction, tells E! Online, "I'm already working on my new record."

Lindsay Lohan Back on the Social Scene  —  Lindsay Lohan, who visited Las Vegas a day after completing her stint at rehab, continued to socialize with a trip to Los Angeles club LAX on Sunday.  —  "She came in around midnight with a few of her girlfriends," a source tells PEOPLE.

SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …

Lindsay Lohans Sexy Snaps Go Missing  —  Lindsay Lohan's is fuming after sexy snaps of her taken by lover Calum Best were stolen by a computer hacker.  —  It's been revealed that the 'Mean Girls' actress s taking legal action to reclaim the naked pictures.

What's Going On Here?  —  Dax Shepard is such a gentleman!  He removed his shirt for his date, Kate Hudson, while leaving Nobu in Malibu.  He did it so she could use his probably sweat-stained shirt to cover her face.  —  His body's fine, but he still looks like he should be pumping gas a station in the middle of Oklahoma.

Tyler suits Paris to a tee  —  If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.  —  The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer.  His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.

NATURAL ROLE  —  NAOMI Campbell has landed the perfect gig - she gets to go ballistic in a new TV ad.  In the Dunkin' Donuts spot directed by Zach Braff of "Garden State" fame, the hair-triggered hottie breaks her heel while gardening and proceeds to beat up a tree and throw a rock through …

Humane Society Scolds Britney  —  The Humane Society of the United States is worried about the example Britney Spears set this weekend when she bought a purebred Yorkshire Terrier puppy at a pet store.  —  In a press release, the Society's director of outreach for companion animals Stephanie Shain said …

KELLY ROWLAND: After Collapse, Dehydration and Hospitalization, Back to Business  —  The BV Newswire has learned that Kelly Rowland collapsed onstage yesterday (July 15) during a performance in Lagos, Nigeria,  —  The former Destiny's Child singer, who just released her sophomore opus …

LESS THAN A PRINCE-LY JOB  —  TWO tickets to see Prince play at the Ross School in the Hamptons on Saturday night went for as high as $23,000 the night before at the Children's Museum of the East End benefit auction - but the diva rocker didn't seem to connect with the buttoned-up audience.

Britney Spears' Manny Sold Dildos  —  More Britney news, because this was just too delightful to pass up: it has come to my attention that manny/Sean-Preston-rescuer/Britney- beaver-poker Damion Shippen, better known to many of us as the mustachioed Geico caveman-looking former bodyguard of Britney Spears …

Mark Hamill Confesses His Crush On Natalie Portman  —  Star Wars star Mark Hamill is jealous of the cast of the sci-fi series' prequels, because they got to perform alongside "great beauty" Natalie Portman.  The actor, who starred as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy, admits he finds Portman …

Mel Gibson: Costa Rica Loco!  —  Actor/director/hater Mel Gibson, 51, was photographed in a bar in Nicoya, Costa Rica — looking like he was having a swell time with the local chicas.  —  Mel has purchased a multi-million dollar mansion in C.R., and he was welcomed by President Arias.

Donald Trump: I Want Rosie for The Apprentice  —  Does Donald Trump just want to tell Rosie O'Donnell, "You're fired"?  —  It may explain his latest move: inviting the former View host - and his bitter rival - to appear on a celebrity edition of The Apprentice.

The Killers Singer Brandon Flowers, Wife Have a Son  —  The Killers singer Brandon Flowers and his wife Tana welcomed their first child, a boy, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The baby, whose name has not been released, was born on Saturday.  —  The couple, both 26 …