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11:05 AM ET, July 17, 2007

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New York Post:
COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …
Ellen Tumposky / People.com:
Paris Hilton Aims to Record New CD  —  Paris Hilton is making the move from the jail cell to recording studio.  —  The 26-year-old, who spent 23 days in Los Angeles County Jail after violating probation for an alcohol-related driving conviction, tells E! Online, "I'm already working on my new record."
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Tina Dirmann / E! Online:
Paris Singing a New Tune...or 10  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Less than a month removed from her sojourn in a Los Angeles lockup, Paris Hilton is itching to make the transition from jailbird to songbird.  —  "I'm already working on my new record," Hilton tells E! Online.
Discussion: Lifeline Live
Jordan Johnson / JordanIsYourHomeboy.com:
Paris Hilton attempts to surf in a bikini
Discussion: Celebrity gossip
New York Post:
SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Lindsay Lohan Back on the Social Scene  —  Lindsay Lohan, who visited Las Vegas a day after completing her stint at rehab, continued to socialize with a trip to Los Angeles club LAX on Sunday.  —  "She came in around midnight with a few of her girlfriends," a source tells PEOPLE.
Discussion: Celeb Warship and Cele|bitchy
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Too Soon To Party  —  Lindsay Lohan popped out of rehab after six-weeks and immediately got back to the party scene.  She partied in Las Vegas over this weekend and last night she was spotted at Winston's.  —  Dr. Drew of "Loveline" told MTV that it's a little too soon for Blohan to back into the swing of things.
Gil Kaufman / MTV:   Lindsay Lohan's Post-Rehab Club-Hopping Could Lead To Relapse, Experts Warn
FemaleFirst:
Lindsay Lohans Sexy Snaps Go Missing  —  Lindsay Lohan's is fuming after sexy snaps of her taken by lover Calum Best were stolen by a computer hacker.  —  It's been revealed that the 'Mean Girls' actress s taking legal action to reclaim the naked pictures.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan Nude Pictures Coming Soon to a Website Near You  —  It was bound to happen, if not a sex tape, then surely some Lindsay Lohan nude pictures would eventually make their way onto this fine Interweb of ours.  Well folks, that day may soon be upon us.
Discussion: Celebslam.com
Phil / Egotastic!:   Paris Hilton Nipple Slip Surfing Accident
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Tyler suits Paris to a tee  —  If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.  —  The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer.  His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.
New York Post:
NATURAL ROLE  —  NAOMI Campbell has landed the perfect gig - she gets to go ballistic in a new TV ad.  In the Dunkin' Donuts spot directed by Zach Braff of "Garden State" fame, the hair-triggered hottie breaks her heel while gardening and proceeds to beat up a tree and throw a rock through …
Ellen Tumposky / People.com:
Tammy Faye: Family Helps Me Fight the Pain  —  In her valiant battle against the pain and weight loss from cancer, Tammy Faye Messner says her family, friends and faith are sustaining her.  —  In a letter on her Web site dated Monday and addressed to "Dear Friends," Messner, 65 …
Discussion: Dlisted
Karu F. Daniels / Black Voices Blog:
KELLY ROWLAND: After Collapse, Dehydration and Hospitalization, Back to Business  —  The BV Newswire has learned that Kelly Rowland collapsed onstage yesterday (July 15) during a performance in Lagos, Nigeria,  —  The former Destiny's Child singer, who just released her sophomore opus …
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Megan Lynn / Us Weekly:
Humane Society Scolds Britney  —  The Humane Society of the United States is worried about the example Britney Spears set this weekend when she bought a purebred Yorkshire Terrier puppy at a pet store.  —  In a press release, the Society's director of outreach for companion animals Stephanie Shain said …
New York Post:
LESS THAN A PRINCE-LY JOB  —  TWO tickets to see Prince play at the Ross School in the Hamptons on Saturday night went for as high as $23,000 the night before at the Children's Museum of the East End benefit auction - but the diva rocker didn't seem to connect with the buttoned-up audience.
Daily Mail:
Painfully thin Amy is shortlisted for Mercury Music Prize  —  Loved-up singer Amy Winehouse is pictured a shadow of her former self on the day she should have been celebrating her nomination for the Mercury Music Prize.  —  The star's once curvy figure has been reduced to just skin and protruding bone.
Discussion: Dlisted
Abby / Yeeeah!:
Britney Spears' Manny Sold Dildos  —  More Britney news, because this was just too delightful to pass up: it has come to my attention that manny/Sean-Preston-rescuer/Britney- beaver-poker Damion Shippen, better known to many of us as the mustachioed Geico caveman-looking former bodyguard of Britney Spears …
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The Superficial:
Britney Spears blends in
Discussion: rumorficial.com
Michael K / Dlisted:
What's Going On Here?  —  Dax Shepard is such a gentleman!  He removed his shirt for his date, Kate Hudson, while leaving Nobu in Malibu.  He did it so she could use his probably sweat-stained shirt to cover her face.  —  His body's fine, but he still looks like he should be pumping gas a station in the middle of Oklahoma.
Starpulse News Blog:
Mark Hamill Confesses His Crush On Natalie Portman  —  Star Wars star Mark Hamill is jealous of the cast of the sci-fi series' prequels, because they got to perform alongside "great beauty" Natalie Portman.  The actor, who starred as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy, admits he finds Portman …
 
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