COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …

Paris Hilton Aims to Record New CD  —  Paris Hilton is making the move from the jail cell to recording studio.  —  The 26-year-old, who spent 23 days in Los Angeles County Jail after violating probation for an alcohol-related driving conviction, tells E! Online, "I'm already working on my new record."

SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …

Lindsay Lohan Back on the Social Scene  —  Lindsay Lohan, who visited Las Vegas a day after completing her stint at rehab, continued to socialize with a trip to Los Angeles club LAX on Sunday.  —  "She came in around midnight with a few of her girlfriends," a source tells PEOPLE.

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Baby No.2?  —  She's snapped with tell-tale baby bump...  RSS Feeds  —  YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked like the beginnings of a baby bump.

Tyler suits Paris to a tee  —  If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.  —  The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer.  His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.

NATURAL ROLE  —  NAOMI Campbell has landed the perfect gig - she gets to go ballistic in a new TV ad.  In the Dunkin' Donuts spot directed by Zach Braff of "Garden State" fame, the hair-triggered hottie breaks her heel while gardening and proceeds to beat up a tree and throw a rock through …

Jennifer Ellison & Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures  —  It's that time of week where we give our American celebrities a little rest and put up some British boobs.  Today, we have not one but two sets hanging out together: Jennifer Ellison and Danielle Lloyd!  It's been a while since I've done …

Star Jones: I'd Have Rosie on My Show  —  Star Jones Reynolds said she would be happy to have Rosie O'Donnell as a guest on her new talk show, despite the comedian's past criticism of Reynolds.  —  "I don't have any reason to not want to sit down and chat with her," Reynolds said.

LESS THAN A PRINCE-LY JOB  —  TWO tickets to see Prince play at the Ross School in the Hamptons on Saturday night went for as high as $23,000 the night before at the Children's Museum of the East End benefit auction - but the diva rocker didn't seem to connect with the buttoned-up audience.

Painfully thin Amy is shortlisted for Mercury Music Prize  —  Loved-up singer Amy Winehouse is pictured a shadow of her former self on the day she should have been celebrating her nomination for the Mercury Music Prize.  —  The star's once curvy figure has been reduced to just skin and protruding bone.

KELLY ROWLAND: After Collapse, Dehydration and Hospitalization, Back to Business  —  The BV Newswire has learned that Kelly Rowland collapsed onstage yesterday (July 15) during a performance in Lagos, Nigeria,  —  The former Destiny's Child singer, who just released her sophomore opus …

Tammy Faye: Family Helps Me Fight the Pain  —  In her valiant battle against the pain and weight loss from cancer, Tammy Faye Messner says her family, friends and faith are sustaining her.  —  In a letter on her Web site dated Monday and addressed to "Dear Friends," Messner, 65 …

Tara Reid nearly falls out of her bikini  —  Tara Reid is a prime example of why young women should not get unnecessary cosmetic surgery.  I'm all for facelifts, my mom had one and the results are good and not obvious.  In 20 years I'll surely get one too.  (Hopefully there were be some high tech laser-type option at that point.)

Humane Society Scolds Britney  —  The Humane Society of the United States is worried about the example Britney Spears set this weekend when she bought a purebred Yorkshire Terrier puppy at a pet store.  —  In a press release, the Society's director of outreach for companion animals Stephanie Shain said …

Mark Hamill Confesses His Crush On Natalie Portman  —  Star Wars star Mark Hamill is jealous of the cast of the sci-fi series' prequels, because they got to perform alongside "great beauty" Natalie Portman.  The actor, who starred as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy, admits he finds Portman …

Gisele's assets dwarf A-Rod's  —  Models are the new athletes!  —  Gisele Bundchen rakes in $33 million a year, the new Forbes list of the top 15 richest supermodels says.  —  That makes the Brazilian-born West Villager better paid than New York's most famous slugger, Alex Rodriguez …