COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …

SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …

Paris Hilton Aims to Record New CD  —  Paris Hilton is making the move from the jail cell to recording studio.  —  The 26-year-old, who spent 23 days in Los Angeles County Jail after violating probation for an alcohol-related driving conviction, tells E! Online, "I'm already working on my new record."

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Baby No.2?  —  She's snapped with tell-tale baby bump...  RSS Feeds  —  YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked like the beginnings of a baby bump.

Tyler suits Paris to a tee  —  If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.  —  The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer.  His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.

Lindsay Lohan Back on the Social Scene  —  Lindsay Lohan, who visited Las Vegas a day after completing her stint at rehab, continued to socialize with a trip to Los Angeles club LAX on Sunday.  —  "She came in around midnight with a few of her girlfriends," a source tells PEOPLE.

Dave Chappelle — I'm So F**king Tired, Bitch!  —  TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out.  But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion — not drugs.  —  The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion."

Painfully thin Amy is shortlisted for Mercury Music Prize  —  Loved-up singer Amy Winehouse is pictured a shadow of her former self on the day she should have been celebrating her nomination for the Mercury Music Prize.  —  The star's once curvy figure has been reduced to just skin and protruding bone.

Lindsay Lohans Sexy Snaps Go Missing  —  Lindsay Lohan's is fuming after sexy snaps of her taken by lover Calum Best were stolen by a computer hacker.  —  It's been revealed that the 'Mean Girls' actress s taking legal action to reclaim the naked pictures.

NATURAL ROLE  —  NAOMI Campbell has landed the perfect gig - she gets to go ballistic in a new TV ad.  In the Dunkin' Donuts spot directed by Zach Braff of "Garden State" fame, the hair-triggered hottie breaks her heel while gardening and proceeds to beat up a tree and throw a rock through …

Zac Efron: It Always Clicked With Vanessa  —  Zac Efron says that the on-screen chemistry between himself and Vanessa Hudgens was apparent as early as the casting sessions for their hit, High School Musical.  —  "For all of the partner things, me and Vanessa always got paired up," Efron …

LESS THAN A PRINCE-LY JOB  —  TWO tickets to see Prince play at the Ross School in the Hamptons on Saturday night went for as high as $23,000 the night before at the Children's Museum of the East End benefit auction - but the diva rocker didn't seem to connect with the buttoned-up audience.

Britney's puppy purchase riles Humane Society  —  Plus: Beckhams turn their sexy pictures into art for their new home  —  More woes for Britney Spears.  —  Last week, Child Protective Services was allegedly looking into whether her swimming pool was safe for kids, now the "Oops! …

Posh is 'like watching mould grow'  —  Victoria Beckham's plans to win over America with her reality TV show appear to have backfired.  —  The fly-on-the-wall documentary, which will be screened tonight on ITV1, has been panned by the critics, with one reviewer comparing the show to watching mould growing on cheese.

David Beckham Looks Yummy in Yellow  —  David Beckham, #23 of the Los Angeles Galaxy, stretches out his back and rests his ankle during an open practice on Monday at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif.  —  They is a possibility Mr. Golden Balls will not be playing in Saturday's match …

Gisele's assets dwarf A-Rod's  —  Models are the new athletes!  —  Gisele Bundchen rakes in $33 million a year, the new Forbes list of the top 15 richest supermodels says.  —  That makes the Brazilian-born West Villager better paid than New York's most famous slugger, Alex Rodriguez …