COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …

SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …

Paris Singing a New Tune...or 10  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Less than a month removed from her sojourn in a Los Angeles lockup, Paris Hilton is itching to make the transition from jailbird to songbird.  —  "I'm already working on my new record," Hilton tells E! Online.

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Baby No.2?  —  She's snapped with tell-tale baby bump...  RSS Feeds  —  YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked like the beginnings of a baby bump.

Tyler suits Paris to a tee  —  If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.  —  The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer.  His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.

Painfully thin Amy is shortlisted for Mercury Music Prize  —  Loved-up singer Amy Winehouse is pictured a shadow of her former self on the day she should have been celebrating her nomination for the Mercury Music Prize.  —  The star's once curvy figure has been reduced to just skin and protruding bone.

Lindsay Lohan Back on the Social Scene  —  Lindsay Lohan, who visited Las Vegas a day after completing her stint at rehab, continued to socialize with a trip to Los Angeles club LAX on Sunday.  —  "She came in around midnight with a few of her girlfriends," a source tells PEOPLE.

Dave Chappelle — I'm So F**king Tired, Bitch!  —  TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out.  But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion — not drugs.  —  The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion."

Lindsay Lohans Sexy Snaps Go Missing  —  Lindsay Lohan's is fuming after sexy snaps of her taken by lover Calum Best were stolen by a computer hacker.  —  It's been revealed that the 'Mean Girls' actress s taking legal action to reclaim the naked pictures.

Lily Allen Shows Us Her Third Nipple  —  Egotastic! is all about the celebrity nipple.  We love to catch celebrities unwittingly showing them.  Sometimes it's an genuinely unintentional nipple slip, other times it's obvious they're doing it for attention.  But we've never had a celebrity show off her nipples on national television.

Zac Efron: It Always Clicked With Vanessa  —  Zac Efron says that the on-screen chemistry between himself and Vanessa Hudgens was apparent as early as the casting sessions for their hit, High School Musical.  —  "For all of the partner things, me and Vanessa always got paired up," Efron …

Gisele's assets dwarf A-Rod's  —  Models are the new athletes!  —  Gisele Bundchen rakes in $33 million a year, the new Forbes list of the top 15 richest supermodels says.  —  That makes the Brazilian-born West Villager better paid than New York's most famous slugger, Alex Rodriguez …

NATURAL ROLE  —  NAOMI Campbell has landed the perfect gig - she gets to go ballistic in a new TV ad.  In the Dunkin' Donuts spot directed by Zach Braff of "Garden State" fame, the hair-triggered hottie breaks her heel while gardening and proceeds to beat up a tree and throw a rock through …

Liza Minnelli: Sheer Terror!  —  Jurassic celebuspawn Liza Minnelli exposed her 61-year-old gams at the "Hairspray" premiere in NY on Monday.  Liza with an Eek!  —  The sexagenarian orthopedic wonder turned up on the red carpet barely dressed in a pair of sheer pants!  Peek-a-BOO!

Tara Reid nearly falls out of her bikini  —  Tara Reid is a prime example of why young women should not get unnecessary cosmetic surgery.  I'm all for facelifts, my mom had one and the results are good and not obvious.  In 20 years I'll surely get one too.  (Hopefully there were be some high tech laser-type option at that point.)

LESS THAN A PRINCE-LY JOB  —  TWO tickets to see Prince play at the Ross School in the Hamptons on Saturday night went for as high as $23,000 the night before at the Children's Museum of the East End benefit auction - but the diva rocker didn't seem to connect with the buttoned-up audience.

David Goes For The Goal  —  Uh, guys, what's going on here?  We smell a publicity stunt!  The Beckhams attended an event at CAA in Century City last night before heading off to a romantic dinner at The Little Door restaurant on 3rd street.  But then on their way back into that sexy, svelte car, this happened.

Britney's puppy purchase riles Humane Society  —  Plus: Beckhams turn their sexy pictures into art for their new home  —  More woes for Britney Spears.  —  Last week, Child Protective Services was allegedly looking into whether her swimming pool was safe for kids, now the "Oops! …