Britney Spears to Host Las Vegas Club Opening  —  Britney Spears, a fixture on the Los Angeles club scene, will host the opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas next month, a club rep tells PEOPLE.  —  LAX, whose investors include Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie's former fiancé DJ AM, opens Aug. 31 in the Luxor Hotel.

Winona Ryder Finally Speaks Out About Her Arrest  —  With her career getting back on track after several years of self-imposed exile, Winona Ryder is talking for the first time about her December 2001 arrest after she'd been videotaped trying to make off with merchandise from the Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue.

A Tara Reid Beach Solution: One Piece Bathing Suit!  —  I don't have anything against Tara Reid.  In fact, I actually like her.  But as a professional babe critic, I think she needs a one piece bathing suit.  Sure it's not as sexy as a bikini but having what looks like melted skin on your stomach isn't either.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Aren't Walking Down the Aisle Yet  —  Contrary to online reports, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are not engaged.  Simpson's rep tells Usmagazine.com that the rumors of their impending nuptials are "absolutely not true."  —  Gossip website Popcrunch claims that Wentz …

David Beckham's U.S. Soccer Debut Delayed?  —  David Beckham's highly anticipated American soccer debut for the Los Angeles Galaxy may not happen Saturday as scheduled, the Los Angeles Times reports.  —  As of Monday, Beckham's injured left ankle - which the 32-year-old sustained early …

Pay Up Skanks  —  A tribunal ordered Sting and his troll wife, Trude Styler, to cough up $51,000 to their former chef after she won a sexual-harassment claim last May.  —  Jane Martin, said that she was fired after she got knocked up.  She claimed Trudie became angry when she got pregnant …

Lily Allen Has More Nipples Than You  —  Pop star Lily Allen used her recent appearance on the British version of "Saturday Night Live" to reveal to the world that she's blessed — with a third nipple.  Does that make you randy?  —  Lily was part of a sketch when someone just happened to mention a third nipple.

Benoit Had Steroids in His System  —  The Georgia Bureau of Investigation says steroids were found in the body of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and young son last month before hanging himself.  —  Benoit's wife Nancy had "therapeutic levels" of Xanax and hydrocodone- a generic Vicodin- in her system when she died.

Dave Chappelle — I'm So F**king Tired, Bitch!  —  TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out.  But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion — not drugs.  —  The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion."

COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.  —  IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.  —  Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Baby No.2?  —  She's snapped with tell-tale baby bump...  RSS Feeds  —  YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked like the beginnings of a baby bump.

Jaime Pressly Slams 'Ugly Betty' Over Plastic Surgery Message  —  Actress Jaime Pressly has blasted hit TV sitcom Ugly Betty because she fears the show sends out the wrong message about plastic surgery.  —  The new mom, whose show My Name Is Earl goes up against Ugly Betty on Thursday nights …

Paris Singing a New Tune...or 10  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Less than a month removed from her sojourn in a Los Angeles lockup, Paris Hilton is itching to make the transition from jailbird to songbird.  —  "I'm already working on my new record," Hilton tells E! Online.

A Different Kind of Bling: Bracelet Tracks Alcohol Consumption  —  Monitoring Device Like Lohan's Samples Sweat, Records Ethanol Levels  —  Strapping on stiletto heels just got a little bit harder for celebrity starlet Lindsay Lohan.  —  Lohan is now donning an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet along …

Lance Bass Recalls First Encounter with New Beau  —  Connecting with new boyfriend Pedro Andrade was a real high for Lance Bass: He first spotted him 35,000 feet up in the air.  —  "He was asleep in the back of the plane on the way over," the former 'N Sync star said of the Brazilian model …

SPECIAL STRESS  —  ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.  While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …

The World's Top-Earning Models  —  In 1990, supermodel Linda Evangelista uttered what has become the most famous quote in modeling history: "We don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."  —  She was referring to herself and fellow supermodel Christy Turlington, both of whom were a core part …

I Hope That's A Light Beer  —  What happened to ICE?!  God Dayum!  Val Kilmer used to be walking sex and now he's a walking turkey drumstick!  Somebody get that girl a colonic and something with fiber.  —  Well...at least he can play the Penguin now in the new Batman movies.

Love Hurts  —  Either the '90s are back — or Courtney Love is spearheading the return of heroin not-so chic!  Paging Kate Moss!  —  Ms. Love was snapped leaving a plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills on Monday, looking hollow, gaunt and broken.  Supermodel!

Simon Cowell tells Kelly Clarkson to be quiet  —  The drama between Kelly Clarkson and RCA head Clive Davis will not settle down.  The two got into a pretty public feud (well Clarkson said a lot of stuff that Davis said and no one denied it) about the quality of Kelly's most recent album "My December."