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Entertainment Tonight:
Britney to Host Vegas Club Opening — Just in: Party momma Britney Spears gets a new gig as a Vegas club host. — ET has learned that BRITNEY SPEARS will host the grand opening of LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas. — Club promoters tell ET exclusively that the pop princess …
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Mike Fleeman / People.com:
Britney Spears to Host Las Vegas Club Opening — Britney Spears, a fixture on the Los Angeles club scene, will host the opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas next month, a club rep tells PEOPLE. — LAX, whose investors include Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie's former fiancé DJ AM, opens Aug. 31 in the Luxor Hotel.
Tina Dirmann / E! Online:
Paris Singing a New Tune...or 10 — RECOMMENDED (0) — Less than a month removed from her sojourn in a Los Angeles lockup, Paris Hilton is itching to make the transition from jailbird to songbird. — "I'm already working on my new record," Hilton tells E! Online.
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Ellen Tumposky / People.com:
Paris Hilton Aims to Record New CD — Paris Hilton is making the move from the jail cell to recording studio. — The 26-year-old, who spent 23 days in Los Angeles County Jail after violating probation for an alcohol-related driving conviction, tells E! Online, "I'm already working on my new record."
New York Post:
COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A. — IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman. — Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head …
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New York Post:
SPECIAL STRESS — ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex …
Grahame L. Jones / Los Angeles Times:
Beckham may delay debut; Capello considers U.S. job — Injury may force soccer star to sit out Galaxy's game Saturday, and former Real Madrid coach says he has received an offer to coach in the U.S. — The rapidly unfolding David Beckham story took a couple of new twists Monday, one of them expected, the other somewhat surprising.
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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
David Beckham's U.S. Soccer Debut Delayed? — David Beckham's highly anticipated American soccer debut for the Los Angeles Galaxy may not happen Saturday as scheduled, the Los Angeles Times reports. — As of Monday, Beckham's injured left ankle - which the 32-year-old sustained early …
Cher Tippetts / Entertainmentwise:
Katie Holmes Pregnant With Baby No.2? — She's snapped with tell-tale baby bump... RSS Feeds — YOUR SHOUTS: — Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked like the beginnings of a baby bump.
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Dubois / TMZ.com:
Lily Allen Has More Nipples Than You — Pop star Lily Allen used her recent appearance on the British version of "Saturday Night Live" to reveal to the world that she's blessed — with a third nipple. Does that make you randy? — Lily was part of a sketch when someone just happened to mention a third nipple.
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TMZ.com:
Dave Chappelle — I'm So F**king Tired, Bitch! — TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out. But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion — not drugs. — The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion."
Forbes:
The World's Top-Earning Models — In 1990, supermodel Linda Evangelista uttered what has become the most famous quote in modeling history: "We don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." — She was referring to herself and fellow supermodel Christy Turlington, both of whom were a core part …
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Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Tyler suits Paris to a tee — If it's Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella. — The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer. His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Kirsten Dunst Needs a Bra... And Some Make Up... And a Shower — Wow! Kirsten Dunst looks like ass. And not the good kind of ass. The bad kind. We've seen her looking rough before, and frankly, her looks have been going downhill for a long time, but it's never been this bad.
Hollywoodtuna:
A Tara Reid Beach Solution: One Piece Bathing Suit! — I don't have anything against Tara Reid. In fact, I actually like her. But as a professional babe critic, I think she needs a one piece bathing suit. Sure it's not as sexy as a bikini but having what looks like melted skin on your stomach isn't either.
ABCNEWS:
A Different Kind of Bling: Bracelet Tracks Alcohol Consumption — Monitoring Device Like Lohan's Samples Sweat, Records Ethanol Levels — Strapping on stiletto heels just got a little bit harder for celebrity starlet Lindsay Lohan. — Lohan is now donning an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet along …
Associated Press:
Sting ordered to pay $51,000 to ex-chef — LONDON - An employment tribunal ordered Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, on Tuesday to pay a former chef $51,000 in compensation after she won a sexual-discrimination claim against them. — Jane Martin, 41, won her claim in May.
Zap2it:
CBS, FOX Split Monday Pot — 'Hell's Kitchen' is night's top show — Fast National ratings for Monday, July 16, 2007 — "Hell's Kitchen" led FOX to the top of the demographic heap in Monday's ratings, but CBS took home the overall title. — For the night, CBS earned a 4.6 rating/8 share.
Michael K / Dlisted:
I Hope That's A Light Beer — What happened to ICE?! God Dayum! Val Kilmer used to be walking sex and now he's a walking turkey drumstick! Somebody get that girl a colonic and something with fiber. — Well...at least he can play the Penguin now in the new Batman movies.
