Nick Nolte Crashes in Hawaiian Airport  —  Dripping in sweat and barely able to keep his bloodshot eyes open, a handlebar-moustached Nick Nolte stunned travelers at the Kauai Airport this week — by passing out cold on the terminal floor!  —  TMZ obtained these photos taken …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet?  She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night . . . WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his...

"CSI" Star Beats the Living Crap Out of TMZ Photog  —  Who knew the CS in CSI stood for c**ksucker?  —  Resident "CSI" douchebag Gary Dourdan pulled a Woody Harrelson last night — unleashing a brutal, unprovoked attack on a TMZ cameraman outside of the most celeb-packed nightclub in Hollywood.

Britney, mom engage in 'shocking slapfest'  —  Plus, Timberlake, Biel ready to take their romance public  —  The bad blood between Britney Spears and her mother has turned physical.  —  The troubled pop princess and Lynne Spears had a "shocking slapfest" in mid-June that …

Jaime Pressly says pregnancy 'sucked' as she 'hated being fat'  —  My Name is Earl star Jaime Pressly said pregnancy was a "killer".  —  The 29-year-old former model and her DJ boyfriend Eric Calvo welcomed their first child into the world two months ago and she is delighted not to be pregnant anymore because it "sucked".

Catherine Bell Chopped Her Nose Off  —  Catherine Bell used to look like this.  Which is pretty damn hot (for a Scientologist).  But now she looks like...  this:  —  I barely know who this chick is, and based on her resume, neither do you, but I know "desperate" when I see it.

Tori Spelling: I've Lost 22 Pounds!  —  After giving birth to son Liam Aaron McDermott on March 13, Tori Spelling thought that breast-feeding would help her quickly shed the pounds.  —  But after a few weeks, she wasn't happy.  "I thought I looked heavier after I had the baby.

Fanning Usher's ire  —  You know things are rough when you're fighting with your own No. 1 fan site.  —  Sources say Usher is trying to shut down usherforever.com because the woman behind the site, Erika Jackson, doesn't care for his fiancee, Tameka Foster.  —  "He's had his lawyer send her papers," said an insider.

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ON HER OWN  —  NOBODY can control Britney Spears.  Now she's taken over as her own business manager and publicist.  Though she's still signed to Jive Records, a source told Page Six, "She is doing all of her own business now."  Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West...

Hilary Duff is Kinky  —  It seems like everyday there's a new reason to like Hilary Duff.  From Hilary Duff's sexy bikini on the beach, to her sexy bikini photoshoot in Shape Magazine, and her sexy mini-skirt at the Today Show, Hilary Duff is, you guessed it, sexy.

Paula Abdul Dishes About Her New Man  —  Paula Abdul may be plagued with her share of turmoil - including rumors about her sobriety and exhaustion - but one aspect of her life is particularly healthy.  —  She's dating restaurateur J.T. Torregiani, she admits.

On-Air With K-Fed?  —  While ex-wife Britney Spears picked up another party gig today, Kevin Federline is looking for something a little more low-key.  —  A source close to Federline tells Usmagazine.com that the 29-year-old dancer and dad of four met with the program director …

We Challenge You To A Duel!  —  The only way to settle this little "feud" is man to man - gay to gay!  —  Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,  —  It's on bitch!  —  Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM  —  Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.  —  Let's see who can run a mile the [fattest] fastest.

Bring On Maury!  —  The National Enquirer claims that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie's baby.  They say that there were 4 dudes in Nicole's life before she found out she was knocked up.  —  A source said, "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests …