Nick Nolte Crashes in Hawaiian Airport  —  Dripping in sweat and barely able to keep his bloodshot eyes open, a handlebar-moustached Nick Nolte stunned travelers at the Kauai Airport this week — by passing out cold on the terminal floor!  —  TMZ obtained these photos taken …

A Fishy Reunion  —  Fishsticks Paltrow and Brad Pitt were like the "it couple" of the 90s and these two are set to reunite on film in "Dirty Tricks."  The film is about he wife of Richard Nixon's attorney general coming to her husband's defense in the aftermath of Watergate.  Brad and Fishy play husband and wife.

WELCOME WAGON  —  POSH and Becks may have only lived in Hollywood a hot minute, but they already know the town's most important power couples.  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a...

Nicole Richie Pregnancy Diet  —  Nicole Richie will have to get healthy for her baby and Star Magazine reports that she is doing just that.  Though there is still no "official" confirmation that the troubled Hollywood starlet is indeed with child a report out this week in the magazine claims …

Paris wears same outfit as her dog  —  Shame on all of us who assumed that the skimpy hems, bare midriffs and plunging necklines of Paris Hilton's outfits were all about grabbing publicity.  —  For she's obviously been trimming off the extra fabric and saving it to make a matching wardrobe - for her dog.

Catherine Bell Chopped Her Nose Off  —  Catherine Bell used to look like this.  Which is pretty damn hot (for a Scientologist).  But now she looks like...  this:  —  I barely know who this chick is, and based on her resume, neither do you, but I know "desperate" when I see it.

Tori Spelling: I've Lost 22 Pounds!  —  After giving birth to son Liam Aaron McDermott on March 13, Tori Spelling thought that breast-feeding would help her quickly shed the pounds.  —  But after a few weeks, she wasn't happy.  "I thought I looked heavier after I had the baby.

Brief encounter: Britney hits the beach in lingerie  —  Britney Spears is nothing if not spontaneous.  The former popstar was spotted taking an impromptu swim at Malibu in just a hot pink bra and skimpy knickers.  —  After a day of house hunting, she decided to strip off and escape the California heat …

Pete's pals cause Kate to leave home  —  Kate Moss has left her north London home after being hounded by her ex Pete Doherty's mates.  —  The supermodel has been staying at a friend's house in Islington after growing tired of being hassled.  —  It has been reported that two of Pete's friends …

READY TO DEAL  —  HEATHER Mills has rejected Paul McCartney's $41 million proposed divorce settlement, but says she'll graciously hop away for a paltry $102 million, the Times of London reports.  When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought …

A REAL STINK AT SORVINO FARM  —  ACCLAIMED "Goodfellas" actor Paul Sorvino and his playwright daughter, Amanda, are up to their necks in deep doo-doo, now that a waste-hauling company has dumped a messy mountain of horse manure in the driveway of their Pennsylvania farm after they refused to pay their bill.

Adrian Grenier Dating Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model  —  Here's a member of Adrian Grenier's entourage who's kept a low profile - Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Melissa Keller, who sources have identified as his girlfriend.  —  Grenier has been dating the 28-year-old Keller on and off for two years …

HE'S GOT MORE OF A GIFT FOR BALONEY  —  RICH-kid rocker Cisco Adler - who's been linked to Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Kim berly Stewart - brags on a video: "I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes.  I just write dope songs and [bleep] hot bitches."

Gisele Bundchen Named World's Richest Model  —  Gisele Bundchen not only has Tom Brady as a boyfriend, she's got money in the bank.  —  The former Victoria's Secret model from Brazil, 26, has topped the Forbes.com list of the world's richest models, the Associated Press reports.

Judgment Day  —  The HBIC of Malawi's child welfare services will travel to London next month to give their final assessment on Madonna's adoption of young David Banda.  The HBIC will move into their mansion for 5-days. … 5-day stay?  That's all just for show I'm sure.

Hayden Panettiere to Sing with Greg Grunberg's Band  —  Heroes cheerleader Hayden Panettiere - who is also a budding singer - will make a guest appearance with fellow cast member Greg Grunberg's all-star Band From TV this weekend, she confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I sang with them at the wrap party …

courtney love at the roxy - my review!  —  good evening y'all!  i can't believe i actually made it through the day (and i've got another concert tomorrow...dolores o'riordan) my headache has subsided and now as promised i've got a bit more info (along w/ some pics & a small bit of video) …