Brief encounter: Britney hits the beach in lingerie  —  Britney Spears is nothing if not spontaneous.  The former popstar was spotted taking an impromptu swim at Malibu in just a hot pink bra and skimpy knickers.  —  After a day of house hunting, she decided to strip off and escape the California heat …

Britney Spears Wants to Take Your Order  —  Is Britney Spears looking for a career change?  —  On July 6, as the 25-year-old singer was tossing back a Bacardi on ice at L.A. hot spot Les Deux, she asked an unusual question:  —  Were they hiring?  "Everyone thought she was joking …

Oh Victoria!  What's happened to your legs?  —  Victoria Beckham may be famous primping and preening, but when she stepped out for a photoshoot in her new hometown of Los Angeles, one imperfection was startlingly clear.  —  The body-conscious Spice Girl showed off bizarre saggy skin on her leg …

First Look at Tom Cruise in 'Valkyrie'  —  United Artists just sent over our first look at Tom Cruise in the upcoming Bryan Singer directed Valkyrie in which Cruise stars as Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the aristocratic German officer who led the daring 'July 20' plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler in 1944.

Suge's the chomp in this bout  —  Today's thorny etiquette question: How should one respond when one is being bitten by Suge Knight?  —  Such was the quandary of "Entourage's" young star Kevin Connolly following ESPN's ESPY Awards last Wednesday in Los Angeles.

CONCERN GROWS FOR AMY WINEHOUSE AFTER SHE 'SPITS AT FANS'  —  Concern is growing for Amy Winehouse following a shambolic performance during which fans walked out of her concert after she appeared to spit at them.  —  The singer performed at the Eden Project on Tuesday night …

David Beckham to Star in Own TV Series  —  Hot on the stiletto heels of wife Victoria Beckham's NBC special, David Beckham is about to get his own TV show.  —  The 13-part weekly reality series David Beckham's Soccer USA, from American Idol producer Simon Fuller, will premiere next Wednesday on the FOX Soccer Channel.

For Harry Potter, Good Old-Fashioned Closure  —  So, here it is at last: the final confrontation between Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, the Chosen One, the "symbol of hope" for both the Wizard and Muggle worlds, and Lord Voldemort, He Who Must Not Be Named, the nefarious leader of the Death Eaters and would-be ruler of all.

Tara Reid's Breasts are Lopsided  —  Poor Tara Reid.  Is there no end to how rediculous she looks?  Just the other day we saw Tara Reid in a bikini, showing off her incredibly saggy stomach, and today she's wearing a dress that shows just how bad her latest boob job was.

Dita Von Teese Hails Porn  —  Burlesque star Dita Von Teese loves watching people have sex - and often looks up porn on the Internet.  The estranged wife of rocker Marilyn Manson confesses she is fond of looking up racy websites, and believes it's a healthy hobby to be a voyeur.

Justin Timberlake Recommends 'Pulled Pork' at New Restaurant  —  Justin Timberlake brought some Southern heat to New York City Wednesday night by celebrating the grand opening of his new restaurant, Southern Hospitality.  —  The new barbecue joint specializes in the food Timberlake …

Say it isn't so!  Posh snubs Paris  —  Plus: Christina Aguilera stands up for fellow Mouseketeer Britney Spears  —  on't look for Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham to become new best friends.  —  British import Beckham, better known in the U.S. as the woman who was once Posh Spice …

Before Making The Sea Life Swim For Their Lives.....  Before Britney undressed showing off her dirty panties and bra to dip into the beach of Malibu yesterday, she was caught showing off her lovely dreadlocks.  Those are dreads right?  I hope it's intentional, but I'm pretty sure it's not.

Pras Goes Homeless On Film, Says Fugees CD Is 'Dead'  —  Rapper Pras has always had a way with words, but never did he imagine that a game of Scrabble would spark his next venture.  "Skid Row," a Screen Media documentary, finds the Fugees principal living as a homeless man for nine days …

Enrique Iglesias 'Terrified' Of His Gay Debut  —  Latin heart-throb Enrique Iglesias was so terrified ahead of his first ever gay concert in London last month, he was convinced the audience were going to boo him.  Iglesias surprised his manager when he declared he would love to perform …

READY TO DEAL  —  HEATHER Mills has rejected Paul McCartney's $41 million proposed divorce settlement, but says she'll graciously hop away for a paltry $102 million, the Times of London reports.  When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought …