CLUB CAPER COSTS LOHAN ROLE  —  IT may be too late for Lindsay Lohan's movie career.  Despite her submission to alcohol monitoring and drug tests, Hollywood studios have become wary of working with the hard-partying star.  —  Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab.

Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures  —  Wow, it's our lucky day!  First we had Penelope Cruz's sister Monica Cruz in a bikini and now we have Penelope herself.  Now obviously, Monica is the hotter sister but you know Penelope is no slouch either.  I guess it's just a matter of taste.

Exclusive Images From Inside The Set of Britney Spears' New Music Video  —  Britney fans are going to love this update!  We are the only website that is able to bring you an inside look at the different sets used in Britney Spears' new music video "Get Back" which was shot over a period …

Romance blooms for Orlando and his Pirates co-star  —  After months of telling the world how much they like each other, Orlando Bloom and his Pirates Of The Caribbean co-star Naomie Harris finally went out for a romantic dinner together in London last night.

Sting Causes A Stir In Restaurant  —  Rocker Sting stunned staff at a Miami restaurant by taking along his own chef to cook his meal, according to reports.  The Police star insisted on his personal chef preparing his meal in the kitchen of posh eatery Casa Tua in Miami Beach.

Tom & Katie To Throw Party for the Beckhams  —  David and Victoria Beckham have already caused quite a stir in the states.  But this weekend the British imports are going to be treated like Hollywood royalty.  —  None other than power couples Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Will Smith …

Paris Hilton's Surfer Guy Calls Her 'Amazing'  —  While Paris Hilton hasn't spoken about her new relationship with surfer guy Tyler Atkins, the 21-year-old Aussie has opened up about getting to know the heiress.  —  "She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests," …

Madonna: Armed & Dangerous — for Your Eyes!  —  Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll — on her arms!  Vogue!  —  Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of [two] three …

Like father, like son  —  Reality show star Nick Simmons showed he's a chip off the old block when he gave photographers some tongue action while on vacation in Hawaii.  Just like his dad, legendary Kiss rocker Gene Simmons, Nick showed he's got celebrity licked.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH "socialite" who's suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo?  He accepted her favors and then snapped away . . . WHICH beleaguered gazillionaire record genius once did everything he could to make sure …

Sarah Silverman Feels Bad About Paris Hilton Joke  —  Sarah Silverman regrets poking fun at Paris Hilton on the eve of her June jail stint after watching footage of the MTV Movie Awards.  Silverman, who hosted the awards show, joked about Hilton's prison term, while the hotel heiress sat awkwardly in the audience.

GAY SAVIORS  —  THE REAL CHRISTIANS ARE RIGHT  —  A cancer ravaged Tammy Faye Messner (nee LaValley) bravely premiered on Larry King Live last evening and unabashedly proclaimed that the "gays rescued her" when she and husband Jim lost everything following his sex scandal in the late 80s.

Brigitte Nielsen Tries Rehab Life  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Brigitte Nielsen is trading The Surreal Life for the sober life.  —  The actress and reality-TV star's manager confirmed Thursday that she has checked into rehab, although he declined to say when she took the plunge, where she went or what she's being treated for.

The Black Madonna  —  Alien hotness, Rihanna, said that she wants to be the "black Madonna" and while she was making her latest album she made sure that the songs were Madonna-like. … Why can't she just be Rihanna?  Who the hell would want to be the black Madonna anyway?  Saggy tits and veiny hands?!