CLUB CAPER COSTS LOHAN ROLE  —  IT may be too late for Lindsay Lohan's movie career.  Despite her submission to alcohol monitoring and drug tests, Hollywood studios have become wary of working with the hard-partying star.  —  Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab.

Shemar Moore speaks out on naked scandal: "I'm not gay"  —  Former soap star Shemar Moore is used to scandalous storylines, but not in his real life.  So when a tabloid ran naked pictures of the Criminal Minds actor frolicking on what they claimed to be a "gay beach," Shemar decided to set the record straight.

Monica Cruz (Not Penelope Cruz) Bikini Pictures  —  Yes, Penelope Cruz's younger sister, Monica Cruz does look great in a bikini, but I'm really not sure why the paparazzi are taking her picture.  Is she actually famous for doing something, or just famous by association?  You know, like Nicky Hilton.

Exclusive Images From Inside The Set of Britney Spears' New Music Video  —  Britney fans are going to love this update!  We are the only website that is able to bring you an inside look at the different sets used in Britney Spears' new music video "Get Back" which was shot over a period …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH "socialite" who's suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo?  He accepted her favors and then snapped away . . . WHICH beleaguered gazillionaire record genius once did everything he could to make sure …

Romance blooms for Orlando and his Pirates co-star  —  After months of telling the world how much they like each other, Orlando Bloom and his Pirates Of The Caribbean co-star Naomie Harris finally went out for a romantic dinner together in London last night.

Sting Causes A Stir In Restaurant  —  Rocker Sting stunned staff at a Miami restaurant by taking along his own chef to cook his meal, according to reports.  The Police star insisted on his personal chef preparing his meal in the kitchen of posh eatery Casa Tua in Miami Beach.

Tom & Katie To Throw Party for the Beckhams  —  David and Victoria Beckham have already caused quite a stir in the states.  But this weekend the British imports are going to be treated like Hollywood royalty.  —  None other than power couples Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Will Smith …

Kate Moss gets dumped again  —  It's been a tough couple of weeks for Kate Moss.  —  First she finally calls it a day on her turbulent relationship with Pete Doherty following lurid tales of his infidelity, and now the supermodel has been replaced as the face of Agent Provocateur by a relatively unknown American actress.

Paris Hilton's Surfer Guy Calls Her 'Amazing'  —  While Paris Hilton hasn't spoken about her new relationship with surfer guy Tyler Atkins, the 21-year-old Aussie has opened up about getting to know the heiress.  —  "She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests," …

Like father, like son  —  Reality show star Nick Simmons showed he's a chip off the old block when he gave photographers some tongue action while on vacation in Hawaii.  Just like his dad, legendary Kiss rocker Gene Simmons, Nick showed he's got celebrity licked.

Madonna: Armed & Dangerous — for Your Eyes!  —  Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll — on her arms!  Vogue!  —  Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of [two] three …

Whoa Baby!  —  Is Naomi Watts' baby having a baby?!  She's going to fall right over!  Naomi is due in a hot minute, but she didn't let that get in her way while shopping in California yesterday.  —  Source: Daily Mail

Sarah Silverman Feels Bad About Paris Hilton Joke  —  Sarah Silverman regrets poking fun at Paris Hilton on the eve of her June jail stint after watching footage of the MTV Movie Awards.  Silverman, who hosted the awards show, joked about Hilton's prison term, while the hotel heiress sat awkwardly in the audience.

GAY SAVIORS  —  THE REAL CHRISTIANS ARE RIGHT  —  A cancer ravaged Tammy Faye Messner (nee LaValley) bravely premiered on Larry King Live last evening and unabashedly proclaimed that the "gays rescued her" when she and husband Jim lost everything following his sex scandal in the late 80s.