Lindsay Lohan Officially Booked  —  In one of the most under the radar moves she's ever made, Lindsay Lohan quietly walked into the Beverly Hills PD station late Thursday afternoon to be officially arrested for her May DUI.  —  According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff's Department website …

Breaking News: Britney Spears Shooting New Music Video!  —  Britney Spears is shooting her first music video in two years, according to one of her dancers' official Myspace.com page.  —  Today on her blog, the dancer wrote an entry entitled "BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO" which stated "SO...YES...TODAYS THE DAY!!!

Tara Reid's Breasts are Lopsided  —  Poor Tara Reid.  Is there no end to how ridiculous she looks?  Just the other day we saw Tara Reid in a bikini, showing off her incredibly saggy stomach, and today she's wearing a dress that shows just how bad her latest boob job was.

Tom Cruise is a Nazi  —  Here is a side-by-side comparison of Tom Cruise dressed in his role as a Nazi German, the real Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, whom he plays in his latest historical thriller Valkyrie.  —  Cruise has been filming in Berlin with director Bryan Singer (X-Men 2, Superman Returns).

Move Over Dear Abby  —  Khia is a female rapper that had a minor with "My Neck, My Back."  That song was actually my anthem for a while, because it's so damn nasty.  She's talking about licking cracks, busting nuts...you know regular dinnertime talk.  Anyway, Khia is dishing out love advice for Hood Magazine.

CLUB CAPER COSTS LOHAN ROLE  —  IT may be too late for Lindsay Lohan's movie career.  Despite her submission to alcohol monitoring and drug tests, Hollywood studios have become wary of working with the hard-partying star.  —  Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab.

Seth Rogen linked to 'Green Hornet'  —  Fresh on the heels of his leading-man debut as accidental baby daddy Ben in the hit comedy "Knocked Up," Seth Rogen has entered a deal to write and likely star in "The Green Hornet" for Columbia Pictures.  —  The studio announced in March that it had optioned …

Matt Damon, Man of Mystery  —  We may not know a lot about what makes Matt Damon tick, but that doesn't mean we don't like him any less.  In the new issue of GQ, The Bourne Ultimatum star, 36, stays mum about pretty much everything we really want to know about him, like his relationship with wife Luciana …

Emmy Reactions: Tina Fey Cracks It's 'An Outrage'  —  It's one thing to announce the Emmy nominations.  It's quite another to get them.  —  But that's what happened Thursday shortly after 5:30 a.m., when Kyra Sedgwick and Jon Cryer both read and received.

Justin Timberlake Recommends 'Pulled Pork' at New Restaurant  —  Justin Timberlake brought some Southern heat to New York City Wednesday night by celebrating the grand opening of his new restaurant, Southern Hospitality.  —  The new barbecue joint specializes in the food Timberlake …

The Blonde Leading The Brunette  —  You know the Hilton sisters are ALWAYS going to be there for each other.  That's, like, a socialite rule!  Here's Nicky and Paris heading out for a night of partying on the town - Paris in her signature gold, Nicky in her signature, uh, lingerie.

David Beckham to Star in Own TV Series  —  Hot on the stiletto heels of wife Victoria Beckham's NBC special, David Beckham is about to get his own TV show.  —  The 13-part weekly reality series David Beckham's Soccer USA, from American Idol producer Simon Fuller, will premiere next Wednesday on the FOX Soccer Channel.

McCartney 'will pay £70 million to silence Heather'  —  Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are understood to have thrashed out a divorce deal in which she will receive almost £70 million.  —  Miss Mills, who split from the former Beatle in May last year after four years of marriage …

Usher F**ks With the Wrong Fan  —  Usher Raymond is determined to sanitize all the Usher news around, even if he's got to strong-arm his biggest fan site with legal action in order to keep it that way.  But the webmaster of the site tells TMZ she's willing to slug it out in court with her fave R&B star, just to make her point.

Paramount and DreamWorks: Splitsville?  —  Bad blood between the studio and Spielberg could end this Hollywood marriage  —  Could Paramount Pictures (VIA) lose Steven Spielberg and the DreamWorks (DWA) studio it bought just 20 months ago for $1.53 billion?  It's entirely possible.

Before Making The Sea Life Swim For Their Lives.....  Before Britney undressed showing off her dirty panties and bra to dip into the beach of Malibu yesterday, she was caught showing off her lovely dreadlocks.  Those are dreads right?  I hope it's intentional, but I'm pretty sure it's not.

Victoria Beckham's legs will haunt your nightmares  —  The Daily Mail has shots of Victoria Beckham heading to a photoshoot in Los Angeles with her legs looking like this.  Apparently she keeps thin by dieting, but her friends say, "She doesn't exercise at all."  Which still doesn't explain what we're looking at here.

Amy Winehouse Spits on Fans  —  Amy Winehouse is at it again.  This time she spit on fans during a performance.  —  Reportedly during her set she forgot lyrics, left the stage numerous times and bounced early.  The performance ended when she stormed offstage during her last song, a cover of Valerie by The Zutons.