Shemar Moore: I'm Not Gay!  —  Shemar Moore wants to set the record straight.  The Criminal Minds actor insists he's not gay— not that there's anything wrong with that.  —  After The National Enquirer ran shots of the former soap stud, 37, in the buff on a nude "gay beach" in Maui …

Britney Relaxes With Her Children!  —  Apologies for dodgy close up guys, but these where just in so we have whipped them up pronto.  —  After working hard on a music video, Britney Spears took in some relaxing sea air as she took her kids for a boat ride at the Marina Del Rey channel.

Actual Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures  —  Well, if you were feeling at all short-changed by our earlier Monica Cruz bikini pictures post, and wanted some real Penelope Cruz bikini pictures, hopefully this post will make you happy.  There's no sibling clones in this one, just 100% pure Penelope Cruz bikini pictures.

Sally Kirkland Gets Bamboozled  —  Oh no she ditn't!!  —  TMZ has obtained a photo of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie on the set of "The Simple Life," with one-time Oscar nominee Sally Kirkland in full-on blackface and an afro!  Cards and letters to Ms. Kirkland!

Everybody Dance Now: Thriller  —  Prison inmates in the Philippines practice their "Thriller" routine.  This WILL be the best thing you see all day.  Or month.  (The Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center inmates have a fine artistic history, by the way.)

Brad & Angelina's Family Visit French Adventure Park  —  Days after wrapping filming on her new movie Wanted in Prague, Angelina Jolie, along with Brad Pitt and their family, made a surprise visit to a French amusement park, according to the staff there and the local Charente Libre newspaper.

Madonna vs. Morrissey: It's War!  —  Celebrity News: Madonna vs. Morrissey: It's War!  —  Looks like Madonna is hung up on the mean comments that moody singer Morrissey recently said about her at a concert.  While performing at a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, July 9, he dissed …

Demi Moore's Sister-In-Law Is A Bitch!  —  Lesley Guynes is currently involved an ugly custody battle with Demi Moore's half-brother.  She spoke to Star Magazine and completely trashed Demi.  She said that Demi is too old to have kids and that she suffered a miscarriage 2 years ago.

Like father, like son  —  Reality show star Nick Simmons showed he's a chip off the old block when he gave photographers some tongue action while on vacation in Hawaii.  Just like his dad, legendary Kiss rocker Gene Simmons, Nick showed he's got celebrity licked.

'Sex and the City' Movie Hits Major Snag  —  Finally!  The girls of "Sex and the City" are ending their long-running feud and helping the show move one step closer to the big screen.  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall, who famously feuded on the set of their hit series …

Paris Hilton's Surfer Guy Calls Her 'Amazing'  —  While Paris Hilton hasn't spoken about her new relationship with surfer guy Tyler Atkins, the 21-year-old Aussie has opened up about getting to know the heiress.  —  "She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests," …

PRODUCER: 'LOHAN MOVIE IS NOT CANCELLED'  —  LATEST: Studio bosses have denied reports LINDSAY LOHAN's next film role has been cancelled because producers are concerned about the star's post-rehab partying.  Lohan was released from Promises rehab centre in Malibu, California on 13 July (07) …

Lindsay Lohan hands herself in  —  LINDSAY LOHAN was yesterday officially arrested for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) back in May.  —  She took herself to a police station in Beverley Hills and was released on a £15,000 ($30,000) bail.  —  According to the official Los Angeles …

Madonna: Armed & Dangerous — for Your Eyes!  —  Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll — on her arms!  Vogue!  —  Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of [two] three …

Perez Hilton Goes Nuts  —  Blogging bigwig Perez Hilton has balls — well, at least one!  Que cojones!  —  For reasons beyond comprehension, the Queen of All Media told TMZ, "I have big balls.  I'll show them to you right now if you want."  Thanks, but no thanks, lady!

'The Hills' Star Records Song, Will Perform It At 21st Party  —  Reality TV star Heidi Montag will launch her pop career with a performance of an untitled new song at her 21 birthday party in in Las Vegas.  The Hills star is refusing to reveal too much about new song, but admits it features a sample of one of her favorite tunes.