24/7 SIZZLER EXCLUSIVE!  Ali Lohan Speaks Out!  —  "Lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine."  —  "My father is telling all lies to people...my father was never there for us."  — Ali Lohan, in an email to 24/Sizzler's David Caplan

Video: Rob Schneider's Lindsay Drag Gag  —  In addition, Lindsay's mom expressed empathy towards other families who have had to endure similar situations and said her family will pull together to help Lindsay get through her troubles.  —  "Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families …

HS Exclusive: Lohan Nearly Broke  —  Its no secret that Lindsay Lohan's "friends" love to talk, especially during a hot scandal.  Well Lohan's friends are talking to Hollyscoop and the dirt they dished isn't pretty!  Apparently Lohan's 'main drug guy' is planning a tell all book that will chronicle …

Claire Danes Nipple Slip Pictures  —  Oops!  Looks like Claire Danes might want to wear a bra next time... This Claire Danes nipple slip happened while claire was doing an on-camera interview at MTC Canada, though I don't know if it was just one lucky photographer, or an entire country's worth of a lucky audience.

Rumer Willis Caught Up in Police Raid  —  Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was in a Maryland hotel room where police arrested a man on drug charges, TV's Access Hollywood reports.  —  Willis, 18, was one of four people in the room at the La Quinta hotel, located in Aberdeen …

Bulletin: Lohan — The Hysterical 911 Tape  —  TMZ has obtained the 911 tape describing what went down with the Lindsay Lohan incident.  —  The woman who made the call was hysterical, telling the 911 operator that a white GMC was following her.  —  Click to hear it.

'Pulp' actor's drug drama  —  Zed's a crackhead, baby?  —  Actor Peter Greene - who, as Zed the Gimp-keeper, was memorably dispatched by Bruce Willis in "Pulp Fiction" - was arrested Tuesday night in the East Village for possession of crack cocaine.  —  Greene, who also played …

Angelina Depressed Over Her Film Flop  —  Bad Box office numbers can be a real bummer.  According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is "devastated" by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).  —  "She poured her heart into the story …

Tom Cruise Extortion Plot  —  FBI arrests "Sultan of Sleaze" in wedding picture scheme  —  The Arizona man who has been dubbed the "Sultan of Sleaze" for his role in the distribution of celebrity sex tapes was arrested this week for his alleged role in an extortion plot targeting Tom Cruise, The Smoking Gun has learned.

EXCLUSIVE PICS: Larry and Dannielynn  —  See brand-new photos of Dannielynn and proud dad Larry Birkhead — as he gives ET the update on his baby girl!  —  Can you believe that baby DANNIELYNN is almost one year old already?  Now, LARRY BIRKHEAD gives ET the latest update as we reveal exclusive photos of father and daughter!

Hilary's Got a New Pucking Dude  —  Looks like Hilary Duff is off the market again, and her new dude seems to be a pretty good catch, eh?  —  Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica.  Try the veal cutlet!

Zsa Zsa's Hubby: "I Was Robbed at Gunpoint"  —  Just in: Prince von Anhalt tells ET he was robbed at gunpoint by three women this morning.  —  PRINCE FREDERIC VON ANHALT says he was robbed Thursday morning by three gun-toting women on a Los Angeles street.

Is This the New Britney Song?  —  UPDATE: We're told this song may have been first recorded in 2003 and leaked in 2006.  So why would someone leak it to us again?  Hmmm... It's all I gots y'all!  —  Hand-delivered to the TMZ offices this morning was a yellow padded envelope with a CD inside that simply read, "Britney — Get It."

WE HEAR  —  THAT Brad Pitt is reuniting with Gwyneth Paltrow for "Dirty Tricks," a political drama on the aftermath of the Watergate scandal with Annette Bening, Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone . . . THAT Heather Graham and Dominic Chianese, who star in "Adrift...

Paris Hilton's Night of Music and Marijuana  —  Celebrity News: Paris Hilton's Night of Music and Marijuana  —  It looks like Paris Hilton's post-prison "new leaf" is one you can smoke....

CHOCO-LICIOUS  —  KELLY Rowland once wanted to look white.  "It's said that brown-skinned girls don't sell magazines and that's so sad," the sexy songbird tells next month's Essence.  "I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé's mom, would say, 'Don't you know how beautiful you are?'

Mary Louise Parker's Nude Weeds Ad  —  Mary Louise Parker isn't exactly what I'd call an Egotastic! regular, but she's definitely got what it takes to make the list (aside from any discernable cocaine addiction or issues with alcohol).  Of course, when you take this ad for her show Weeds into account …