Paris and Nicole's 'Life' Ends  —  Just in: "The Insider" has learned that Paris and Nicole's reality TV adventures are coming to an end.  —  PARIS HILTON and NICOLE RICHIE have both faced jail time this year, but now time has run out for them professionally: their reality TV series "The Simple Life" will not be picked up next season.

Britney & K-Fed Officially Kaput  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will officially divorce today.  —  Just minutes ago, Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, and K-Fed's mouthpiece, Mark Vincent Kaplan, walked into court — final papers in hand — to get a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge …

Paris loses £29m inheritance  —  Paris Hilton best start looking for a day job or find a new formula for selling her fledging pop singles, after news that she won't be getting her £29million inheritance.  —  The 26-year-old heiress has reportedly been cut out of her 79-year-old grandfather's …

Jimmy Fallon NBC's First Choice To Succeed Conan O'Brien as 'Late Night' Host  —  NBC has targeted Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009, according to people familiar with the talks.  —  Fallon is NBC's favorite to take over from O'Brien, who currently hosts Late Night With Conan O'Brien after The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

Rob Schneider Criticizes Dina & Lindsay Lohan  —  Rob Schneider dressed as Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show.  —  Comedian Rob Schneider has shrugged off Dina Lohan's concerns about his portrayal of her daughter on Jay Leno.  —  "When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child …

Faith Hill Rules!  —  Don't mess with a Southern woman!  —  Some "fan" got a bit "grabby" during a recent stop on Faith Hill and Tim McGraw's Soul 2 Soul Tour, touching the singer's balls.  —  This set off the blonde haired babe!  —  "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend …

Kelly Osbourne's dramatic 'weight loss' for Chicago role  —  Kelly Osbourne has landed a new West End role - and a new body to match.  —  With the help of serious dieting - and a little airbrushing - the star has transformed her physique ahead of a stage appearance in Chicago.  —  Scroll down for more

Game Over?  Leinart Settles Child Support Fight  —  The brutal child support war between NFL stud Matt Leinart and baby mama Brynn Cameron finally came to end late last week — but closure didn't come cheap!  —  TMZ has learned that Leinart will shell out $15,000 per month in child support …

Ingmar Bergman, Famed Director, Dies at 89  —  Ingmar Bergman, the "poet with the camera" who is considered one of the greatest directors in motion picture history, died today on the small island of Faro where he lived on the Baltic coast of Sweden, Astrid Soderbergh Widding, president of The Ingmar Bergman Foundation, said.

NEWS FLASH!  EXCITEMENT OVER AT ABC  —  Who says news has to be boring?  —  ABC News sent an e-mail to its employees last week, reminding them that they shouldn't be cruising adult Web sites on company time.  —  The reason?  —  "Word got out that one of the summer interns had nude pictures online," laughs an insider.

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH lad-mag editor couldn't wait to get a lovely lass back to his bachelor pad?  He indulged in a sexual act in the back of a taxi until the Pakistani driver freaked out in Urdu, pulled over and evicted them . . . WHICH actress' weight gain is...

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth  —  Dharma's a mama!  —  Actress Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi welcomed a baby boy, Story Elias, on July 23 in Los Angeles.  —  The former Dharma & Greg star is doing fine, while Story - who weighed in at 7 lbs. 2 oz. - is already a fan of "classical music …

Sexy Lindsay leaves worries - and most of her clothes - behind for new photoshoot  —  Wayward actress Lindsay Lohan smoulders for the camera in an advertising shoot.  —  The 21-year-old was oozing sex appeal wearing a flimsy sequinned dress and suspenders.  —  Scroll down for more ...

LiLo Climbs Celeb Death List  —  Here's one Hollywood A-list no one wants to be on!  A morbidly delicious website called Ghoulpool.us lets users bet on when they believe celebrities will die — and win cash prizes if they're right.  Dead right!  —  Participants choose 25 celebs they think will die within the year.