Britney & K-Fed Officially Kaput  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have officially divorced.  —  Just minutes ago, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge signed the divorce decree.  Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, and K-Fed's mouthpiece, making the divorce final.

Paris and Nicole's 'Life' Ends  —  Just in: "The Insider" has learned that Paris and Nicole's reality TV adventures are coming to an end.  —  PARIS HILTON and NICOLE RICHIE have both faced jail time this year, but now time has run out for them professionally: their reality TV series "The Simple Life" will not be picked up next season.

Audio: Lindsay's Frantic 911 Call  —  In response to Trump's comments, Dina Lohan released the following statement to Access Hollywood:  —  "Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post.  I've always had a great admiration …

Caption Prince Frederic Von Anhalt  —  Prince Frederic von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor was found naked and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his 2006 Rolls Royce.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune  —  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton doesn't need to worry about family patriarch and precious grandad Barron Hilton cutting her out of his will.  —  A story published in the UK said the ex-con party princess was in jeopardy of losing her mega-inheritance …

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth  —  Dharma's a mama!  —  Actress Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi welcomed a baby boy, Story Elias, on July 23 in Los Angeles.  —  The former Dharma & Greg star is doing fine, while Story - who weighed in at 7 lbs. 2 oz. - is already a fan of "classical music …

Usher's Fiancée Speaks Out About Canceled Wedding  —  Tameka Foster is finally speaking out about the swirl of rumors surrounding her canceled nuptials to Usher this past Saturday.  —  "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone …

Faith: Hands Off My Man's Balls!  —  Faith Hill would prefer it if you left her husband's nether regions alone!  —  At her Soul2Soul tour stop in Lafayette, LA on Saturday night, one fan got a little grabby with Faith's better half, Tim McGraw — and Faith ain't havin' none o' that!

Couples Watch: Matt & Luciana, Nicky & David ...  Plus: More of the latest scoop on star romance  —  • Following the premiere of The Bourne Ultimatum, Matt Damon and his real-life leading lady, wife Luciana, celebrated at Hollywood's Palladium.  The couple were joined by his mom …

Us Poll: Is Kelly Osbourne On the Crazy Train?  —  Reality star/actress/daughter of rock royalty Kelly Osbourne has gamely endured constant comment on her fluctuating weight for years.  Now, in promotional pictures for her upcoming turn as Mama Morton in the London production of Chicago …

Spears' Attorney Fears Kidnapping  —  TMZ has obtained a declaration filed today by Britney Spears' lawyer, expressing fear that "criminals ... might target the minor children for financial gain."  —  Attorney Laura Wasser asked the judge this afternoon to seal the child custody portion …

Depp goes Gonzo again  —  Actor to star in 'The Rum Diary'  —  Johnny Depp will channel Hunter S. Thompson once again in Warner Independent's adaptation of "The Rum Diary."  —  Thesp is producing with Graham King, who acquired rights to Thompson's novel for his GK Films shingle and Depp's Infinitum Nihil outfit.