Paris and Nicole's 'Life' Ends  —  Just in: "The Insider" has learned that Paris and Nicole's reality TV adventures are coming to an end.  —  PARIS HILTON and NICOLE RICHIE have both faced jail time this year, but now time has run out for them professionally: their reality TV series "The Simple Life" will not be picked up next season.

Paris loses £29m inheritance  —  Paris Hilton best start looking for a day job or find a new formula for selling her fledging pop singles, after news that she won't be getting her £29million inheritance.  —  The 26-year-old heiress has reportedly been cut out of her 79-year-old grandfather's …

Britney & K-Fed Officially Kaput  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will officially divorce today.  —  Just minutes ago, Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, and K-Fed's mouthpiece, Mark Vincent Kaplan, walked into court — final papers in hand — to get a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge …

Kelly Osbourne's dramatic 'weight loss' for Chicago role  —  Kelly Osbourne has landed a new West End role - and a new body to match.  —  With the help of serious dieting - and a little airbrushing - the star has transformed her physique ahead of a stage appearance in Chicago.  —  Scroll down for more

HE-E-RE'S JIMMY  —  NBC WANTS FALLON FOR 'LATE'  —  'SATURDAY Night Live" stalwart Jimmy Fallon is the top candidate to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009 - when O'Brien is set to take over "The Tonight Show" from Jay Leno.  —  According to a report today in the authoritative trade magazine …

Rob Schneider Criticizes Dina & Lindsay Lohan  —  Rob Schneider dressed as Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show.  —  Comedian Rob Schneider has shrugged off Dina Lohan's concerns about his portrayal of her daughter on Jay Leno.  —  "When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child …

Simpson Offered Porn-Star Role  —  HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson turned down the chance to win her first Oscar—because the film role she was favored for was too risqué.  —  The busty pop star/actress' manager father Joe has revealed his daughter was offered the role of a porn star …

NEWS FLASH!  EXCITEMENT OVER AT ABC  —  Who says news has to be boring?  —  ABC News sent an e-mail to its employees last week, reminding them that they shouldn't be cruising adult Web sites on company time.  —  The reason?  —  "Word got out that one of the summer interns had nude pictures online," laughs an insider.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH lad-mag editor couldn't wait to get a lovely lass back to his bachelor pad?  He indulged in a sexual act in the back of a taxi until the Pakistani driver freaked out in Urdu, pulled over and evicted them . . . WHICH actress' weight gain is...

Game Over?  Leinart Settles Child Support Fight  —  The brutal child support war between NFL stud Matt Leinart and baby mama Brynn Cameron finally came to end late last week — but closure didn't come cheap!  —  TMZ has learned that Leinart will shell out $15,000 per month in child support …

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth  —  Dharma's a mama!  —  Actress Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi welcomed a baby boy, Story Elias, on July 23 in Los Angeles.  —  The former Dharma & Greg star is doing fine, while Story - who weighed in at 7 lbs. 2 oz. - is already a fan of "classical music …

Ingmar Bergman, Famed Director, Dies at 89  —  Ingmar Bergman, the "poet with the camera" who is considered one of the greatest directors in motion picture history, died today on the small island of Faro where he lived on the Baltic coast of Sweden, Astrid Soderbergh Widding, president of The Ingmar Bergman Foundation, said.

Sexy Lindsay leaves worries - and most of her clothes - behind for new photoshoot  —  Wayward actress Lindsay Lohan smoulders for the camera in an advertising shoot.  —  The 21-year-old was oozing sex appeal wearing a flimsy sequinned dress and suspenders.  —  Scroll down for more ...

Lane Garrison Relives Deadly Drunk Driving Crash  —  TMZ has obtained a chilling video in which former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison relieves the night someone died while he drove drunk behind the wheel of a car.  —  Fighting back tears and with his voice trembling …

I'm coming home, Mom  —  Sources tell News Usher racing to estranged mama's side after he said nope to nups  —  Runaway groom Usher is headed back into his mama's arms.  —  A day after the last-minute cancellation of his Hamptons wedding to pregnant fiancée Tameka Foster …