Britney & K-Fed Officially Kaput  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have officially divorced.  —  Just minutes ago, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge signed the divorce decree.  Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, and K-Fed's mouthpiece, making the divorce final.

Prince von A-Hole Naked in His Rolls  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce.

Audio: Lindsay's Frantic 911 Call  —  In response to Trump's comments, Dina Lohan released the following statement to Access Hollywood:  —  "Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post.  I've always had a great admiration …

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune  —  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton doesn't need to worry about family patriarch and precious grandad Barron Hilton cutting her out of his will.  —  A story published in the UK said the ex-con party princess was in jeopardy of losing her mega-inheritance …

Usher's Fiancée Speaks Out About Canceled Wedding  —  Tameka Foster is finally speaking out about the swirl of rumors surrounding her canceled nuptials to Usher this past Saturday.  —  "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone …

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth  —  Dharma's a mama!  —  Actress Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi welcomed a baby boy, Story Elias, on July 23 in Los Angeles.  —  The former Dharma & Greg star is doing fine, while Story - who weighed in at 7 lbs. 2 oz. - is already a fan of "classical music …

A Simple Goodbye for Paris, Nicole  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  As the drama surrounding Paris Hilton's and Nicole Richie's lives reaches a fever pitch offscreen, their shared onscreen dilemmas have become all but obsolete.  —  E! has opted not to renew The Simple Life, announcing Monday …

LOVEY-DOVEY IN HAMPTONS  —  ANNE Hathaway couldn't stand to watch herself at the Cinema Society screening of "Becoming Jane" in East Hampton on Saturday night, so she and her boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, went to Nick & Toni's for a bite while the movie about Jane Austen unspooled.

Faith: Hands Off My Man's Balls!  —  Faith Hill would prefer it if you left her husband's nether regions alone!  —  At her Soul2Soul tour stop in Lafayette, LA on Saturday night, one fan got a little grabby with Faith's better half, Tim McGraw — and Faith ain't havin' none o' that!

PORN ROLE SHOCK FOR FANS OF SCARLETT  —  IN A move sure to delight her many male admirers but likely to bemuse many of her female fans, Oscar-nominated Scarlett Johansson, 22, right, is to play the world's biggest porn star Jenna Jameson in a movie about the X-rated icon's wild life.

Couples Watch: Matt & Luciana, Nicky & David ...  Plus: More of the latest scoop on star romance  —  • Following the premiere of The Bourne Ultimatum, Matt Damon and his real-life leading lady, wife Luciana, celebrated at Hollywood's Palladium.  The couple were joined by his mom …

DADDY DEAREST  —  THE Lohan family circus gave its latest performance in Long Island Family Court yesterday, when Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina be tested for drugs before she can have contact with Lindsay's kid sister and brother, Ally and Dakota.

Us Poll: Is Kelly Osbourne On the Crazy Train?  —  Reality star/actress/daughter of rock royalty Kelly Osbourne has gamely endured constant comment on her fluctuating weight for years.  Now, in promotional pictures for her upcoming turn as Mama Morton in the London production of Chicago …

Spears' Attorney Fears Kidnapping  —  TMZ has obtained a declaration filed today by Britney Spears' lawyer, expressing fear that "criminals ... might target the minor children for financial gain."  —  Attorney Laura Wasser asked the judge this afternoon to seal the child custody portion …