Britney Spears & Kevin Federline's Divorce Finalized  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's divorce was finalized in court Monday, according to paperwork filed in Los Angeles Superior Court  —  The official papers were signed Monday afternoon by Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.

Prince von A-Hole Naked in His Rolls  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce.

Usher's Fiancée Speaks Out About Canceled Wedding  —  Tameka Foster is finally speaking out about the swirl of rumors surrounding her canceled nuptials to Usher this past Saturday.  —  "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone …

Kate's nasty but I love her  —  EXCLUSIVE: COME BACK TO ME KATE  —  Besotted Pete Doherty opens his heart today about his tortured love for Kate Moss which has driven him to utter despair.  —  In one breath the junkie rocker calls the 33-year-old supermodel a vile-tempered "nasty old rag" …

Scarlett Johansson Picked To Play Jenna Jameson  —  Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson has landed the lead role in the x-rated biopic of the world's biggest porn star.  The 22-year-old was personally picked by Jenna Jameson to chart her transformation from ballet dancer to stripper, before making it big in the adult film industry.

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Rosie O'Donnell Again Targets Paula Abdul  —  After a period of relative silence, Rosie O'Donnell has come out with her blog blazing - this time focusing on Paula Abdul.  —  Writing in her customary haiku style on her Web site, the formidable former co-host of The View posted a lengthy message …

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth!  —  Jenna Elfman gave birth to a son on July 23 in Los Angeles, the Dharma and Greg actress' rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  Story Elias weighed in at 7 lbs., 2 oz., and is the first child for Elfman, 35, and her husband Bodhi, 38.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune  —  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton doesn't need to worry about family patriarch and precious grandad Barron Hilton cutting her out of his will.  —  A story published in the UK said the ex-con party princess was in jeopardy of losing her mega-inheritance …

Audio: Lindsay's Frantic 911 Call  —  In response to Trump's comments, Dina Lohan released the following statement to Access Hollywood:  —  "Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post.  I've always had a great admiration …

Kelly Osbourne to gain some drama cred  —  Kelly Osbourne will join the cast of the London product of "Chicago" starting September 10th.  She'll be in the show for a seven week run, and play the role of Mama Morton.  Queen Latifah played the role in the film version of the play.

Joe Pesci Engaged to Angie Everhart  —  Bizarre celeb news again.  Actor Joe Pesci is engaged to B movie actress Angie Everhart after being friends for 7 years.  Pesci and Everhart were in Atlantic City early July when he got on one knee with proposed with an 8 carat diamond ring.

A Simple Goodbye for Paris, Nicole  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  As the drama surrounding Paris Hilton's and Nicole Richie's lives reaches a fever pitch offscreen, their shared onscreen dilemmas have become all but obsolete.  —  E! has opted not to renew The Simple Life, announcing Monday …

Star Jones: I Had Gastric Bypass Surgery  —  Star Jones Reynolds has been candid about many issues in her life - getting fired from The View or rumors that her marriage was failing - but she's remained mum about the secret behind her weight loss.  —  Now, in the September issue of Glamour …

LOVEY-DOVEY IN HAMPTONS  —  ANNE Hathaway couldn't stand to watch herself at the Cinema Society screening of "Becoming Jane" in East Hampton on Saturday night, so she and her boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, went to Nick & Toni's for a bite while the movie about Jane Austen unspooled.