Scarlett Johansson: Not Playing a Porn Star  —  Despite circulating reports and Jenna Jameson's hopes that the actress is just the right mix of sexy and mysterious, Scarlett Johansson will not portray the porn star in the film adaptation of her autobiography.

Britney's Divorce Final, But K-Fed Still May Fight For Full Custody  —  Britney Spears' divorce from Kevin Federline is now official.  Lawyers for both Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, were present at a Los Angeles Superior court today when a judge signed the papers that legally ended their clients' marriage.

Star Jones: I Had Gastric Bypass Surgery  —  Star Jones Reynolds has been candid about many issues in her life - getting fired from The View or rumors that her marriage was failing - but she's remained mum about the secret behind her weight loss.  —  Now, in the September issue of Glamour …

Usher's Fiancée Speaks Out About Canceled Wedding  —  Tameka Foster is finally speaking out about the swirl of rumors surrounding her canceled nuptials to Usher this past Saturday.  —  "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone …

Prince von A-Hole Naked in His Rolls  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce.

Kate's nasty but I love her  —  EXCLUSIVE: COME BACK TO ME KATE  —  Besotted Pete Doherty opens his heart today about his tortured love for Kate Moss which has driven him to utter despair.  —  In one breath the junkie rocker calls the 33-year-old supermodel a vile-tempered "nasty old rag" …

MIRACLE!  PARIS LANDS FILM ROLE  —  JUST when it looked like Paris Hilton had finally run out of luck and become unemployed with the cancellation of her TV show, "The Simple Life," the celebutard landed a starring role in a movie.  —  Hilton will sing and act as she plays the privileged daughter of Paul Sorvino in "Repo!

Rosie O'Donnell Again Targets Paula Abdul  —  After a period of relative silence, Rosie O'Donnell has come out with her blog blazing - this time focusing on Paula Abdul.  —  Writing in her customary haiku style on her Web site, the formidable former co-host of The View posted a lengthy message …

DADDY DEAREST  —  THE Lohan family circus gave its latest performance in Long Island Family Court yesterday, when Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina be tested for drugs before she can have contact with Lindsay's kid sister and brother, Ally and Dakota.

Hollywood hellraiser Kirsten Dunst's late-night parties enrage her Islington neighbours  —  She's been here only five minutes but Hollywood hellraiser Kirsten Dunst is already allegedly causing trouble for her north London neighbours.  —  The actress, who's dating rocker Johnny Borrell …

Cops: "Little" Star Hit Bar, Drove Car  —  The pint-sized pop on the TLC reality show "Little People,Big World" has been hiding a pretty big secret — he was busted for DUI last month.  —  According to the Washington County Sheriff's Office, 45-year-old Matthew Roloff was arrested on suspicion …

Audio: Lindsay's Frantic 911 Call  —  In response to Trump's comments, Dina Lohan released the following statement to Access Hollywood:  —  "Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post.  I've always had a great admiration …

'Shiloh': A Baby and a Perfume  —  Fragrance's Designer Wins Right to Name  —  NEW YORK — Symine Salimpour is in a stinky yellow cab racing to JFK.  Raven-haired, fair-skinned and pencil-thin, she has ditched her all-black outfit (leather pants, tank top, pointy boots), the one she favors when she's in New York.

Lindsay Lohan's Tango Movie 'Still on Schedule'  —  Lindsay Lohan may be keeping a low profile - but her latest movie deal is still on track, the film's producer tells PEOPLE.  —  "It's happening.  Everything's on schedule.  We're just working out the conditions so she'll be able to make the film …

Spears' Attorney Fears Kidnapping  —  TMZ has obtained a declaration filed today by Britney Spears' lawyer, expressing fear that "criminals ... might target the minor children for financial gain."  —  Attorney Laura Wasser asked the judge this afternoon to seal the child custody portion …

Paris To Launch Shoe Fashion Line  —  Paris Hilton's name doesn't seem to have lost any value after her recent spell inside as she now plans to launch her own line of shoes.  —  The range of high end footwear will be produced by New York footwear manufacturers Antebi Group but Paris will play a part in the design of the collection.

Hey Lohan!  See You in Court!  —  A Los Angeles woman has sued Lindsay Lohan in small claims court, claiming the troubled actress and her bodyguard hit her car.  —  As TMZ first reported, Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2006 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV …

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.