Nicole Will Do Time at Paris' Big House  —  TMZ has learned Nicole Richie will do her time at the Lynwood jail — the place Paris Hilton called home for 23 days.  —  Richie had the option of serving her 90 hours at a "private jail."  These facilities are nicer than Lynwood, for sure, but there's a downside.

Tom and Katie's shock nude photo shoot  —  With their gorgeous baby daughter Suri, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have created a wholesome family image.  But it seems the couple are keen to reveal a sexier side to their relationship.  —  Envious of the steamy photo shoot friends David …

A Huge Win for Lane Garrison  —  In a stunning ruling, Judge Elden Fox set the stage for Lane Garrison to become a free man in 90 days.  —  The judge ordered the former "Prison Break" star to go to state prison for 90 days.  The purpose: for shrinks and others to determine if he's a suitable candidate for straight probation.

R. Kelly Finally Gets Day in Court  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  It's been more than five years since his indictment—and possibly a decade since he made the sex tape that got him in this mess—but R. Kelly is finally ready to go to trial on a raft of child-porn charges.

New Marilyn death docu is in the offing  —  Marilyn Monroe: Still dead!  But a New York documentary producer claims to have the most startling evidence yet about her alleged murder.  —  "I have interviewed the FBI agent who is now in his late 80s, with prostate cancer …

LOHAN MOM SUED FOR FRAUD  —  DINA Lohan keeps ending up in court.  Now she's being sued for fraud in Las Vegas by businessman Antonio Almeida, who claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago to kick-start daughter Lindsay's music career.

Bin there, done that, Bobby  —  Bobby Brown still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him.  —  The now-single singer beefed up his security two weeks ago in Australia, where he's been on tour.  —  Brown said in Melbourne: "I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen.

Is Britney Spears Bipolar?  —  From stripping down to her skivvies for a July 18 dip in the Pacific to melting down at a July 19 photo shoot for OK!  Magazine, Britney Spears could hardly be classified as stable.  —  What could be plaguing the pop tart?  —  "Her erratic behavior has moved …

SOUR NOTE FROM KEYBOARD MAN  —  INSTEAD of paying his keyboard player, Marilyn Manson squandered his band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl,)" a lawsuit being filed today in Los Angeles charges.

BAN THE B-WORD  —  IF you use the word "bling" these days, you're unhip and totally out of style, according to Kanye West.  The hip-hop star tells Complex magazine: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now.  If a white person uses slang too early, then...

Chickenhead  —  PETA is not happy with Elisabeth Hasselcrack after she admitted to chopping off a chicken head's once.  Elisabeth also used her hands to demonstrate how she did it and PETA is pissed as usual. … Hmmm....chicken sammy.  Seriously, Hasslecrack has a chicken brain, but doesn't PETA have better things to do?

Ali Larter: 'I'm Madly in Love'  —  Heroes star Ali Larter won't reveal the identity of her boyfriend, but it sounds like he may be her knight in shining armor.  —  "I'm madly in love," the 31-year-old actress and model tells InStyle Makeover's fall issue.  "He just brought light to my life.