SICK!  —  I never though that six little words could make me vomit up food that I haven't even eaten yet!  TOM AND KATIE TO POSE NUDE.  —  The ever reliable New Weekly Australia magazine claims that Tom and Katie want a magazine spread like Posh and Becks' sexy W Magazine shoot.

Nicole: I Took Five Pregnancy Tests  —  Nicole Richie was so surprised to discover that she was pregnant, it took five home pregnancy tests to convince her that she was having a baby.  —  "It took me — it really took me a long time to really — for it to sink in," she says.

New Marilyn death docu is in the offing  —  Marilyn Monroe: Still dead!  But a New York documentary producer claims to have the most startling evidence yet about her alleged murder.  —  "I have interviewed the FBI agent who is now in his late 80s, with prostate cancer …

BAN THE B-WORD  —  IF you use the word "bling" these days, you're unhip and totally out of style, according to Kanye West.  The hip-hop star tells Complex magazine: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now.  If a white person uses slang too early, then...

LOHAN MOM SUED FOR FRAUD  —  DINA Lohan keeps ending up in court.  Now she's being sued for fraud in Las Vegas by businessman Antonio Almeida, who claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago to kick-start daughter Lindsay's music career.

SOUR NOTE FROM KEYBOARD MAN  —  INSTEAD of paying his keyboard player, Marilyn Manson squandered his band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl,)" a lawsuit being filed today in Los Angeles charges.

MUTUAL HATE  —  TENSIONS between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag got so bad on the second season of "The Hills" that MTV has been struggling to get the girls together to promote the third season.  "Lauren and Heidi refused to even be in the same room as each other," said a Hollywood insider.

Is Britney Spears Bipolar?  —  From stripping down to her skivvies for a July 18 dip in the Pacific to melting down at a July 19 photo shoot for OK!  Magazine, Britney Spears could hardly be classified as stable.  —  What could be plaguing the pop tart?  —  "Her erratic behavior has moved …

Bin there, done that, Bobby  —  Bobby Brown still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him.  —  The now-single singer beefed up his security two weeks ago in Australia, where he's been on tour.  —  Brown said in Melbourne: "I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen.

PETA to Hasselbeck — "Cluck You!"  —  Whoopi's long overdue employment announcement wasn't the only news on "The View" yesterday.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed the thigh slapping news that she has chopped off a chicken's head — and PETA thinks that's just foul!

1 COVER, 2 WIVES  —  MARC Anthony's wife, Jennifer Lopez, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, appear together on the cover of September's People en Español - and he's none too pleased about it.  The two Latina lovelies, shown with actress Adamari Torres and singer Lucero, didn't pose together, and the photo is a composite.

'Idol' icon tunes up for movie biz  —  "American Idol" star and reality TV producer Simon Cowell is venturing into features with a music-themed project tentatively titled "Star Struck."  —  Inspired by Alan Parker's 1980 film "Fame," "Struck" is set behind the scenes of a TV singing competition …

Lawyer: K-Fed Wants Kids to Have "Normal" Life  —  As Britney Spears' parenting skills are coming under fire, Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan talks to Usmagazine.com about the finalization of the former couple's divorce, their current custody situation, and his client's concerns …

Shanna and Travis — The Cease-fire Continues  —  It's been two nights since we last spotted Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker — and they're still civil!  Halle-fricken-lujah!  —  TMZ cameras spied the two on their way into Opera nightclub last night in Hollywood, as the sometimes …

Posh house-hunting again in LA - she wants £40m pad on Billionaire's Beach  —  Who could have guessed that it would take this long for Victoria Beckham to find a flaw in her new life in Los Angeles?  After all, it has been two weeks ...  Posh has had enough of the comparatively small …

Chris O'Donnell and Wife Expecting Fifth Child  —  Chris O'Donnell and his wife Caroline Fentress are preparing to add yet another child to their ever-growing brood - their fifth.  —  On the Today show on Wednesday, the actor was asked about his four children.