VUITTON VETOES LOHAN  —  Lindsay Lohan, who vanished after her arrest 10 days ago and is said to be confined at a California rehab - possibly the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage - was once in the running to be the new face of Louis Vuitton.  But after a disastrous Elle magazine shoot two months ago …

Nicole Richie, Part Two: 'I'm Eating Healthier'  —  It was Nicole Richie, take two, on Friday morning: Labeling her a former "out-of-control party girl," Diane Sawyer asked how the socialite intends to transform herself into - in Richie's words - "a very healthy and respectable" mother.

Rep: Rumors of Brangelina's Breakup Are Lies  —  In the past two months, Life & Style and In Touch have published no less than four cover stories predicting or even announcing Brangelina's demise.  —  Citing things as mundane as motorcycle rides or (gasp!) solo outings with the kids …

ELLEN WANTS MORE FROM RON  —  ELLEN Barkin isn't through trying to squeeze more millions out of her ex-husband, Ronald Perelman.  —  The star, 53 - who extracted $40 million in her divorce from the billionaire last year - filed suit Tuesday in Manhattan Supreme Court seeking an additional $3.4 million.

McGraw to Fan: "Gimme My Ring!"  —  Tim McGraw's balls are still in his possession, but his pinkie ring is another story.  —  During the same show where the country star had his family jewels grabbed by an overzealous fan, he lost his pinkie ring while shaking hands with the crowd — but it isn't as the video makes it seem.

DON'T BE LATE  —  PAULA Abdul is always running late, as seen on her Bravo show, "Hey Paula" - but woe to her assistants if they don't get their jobs done on time.  A spy says, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day.

Eddie Murphy's Exes Meet Up for Lunch and Laughs  —  Remember the adage "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"?  Melanie Brown seems to be putting it into practice.  —  Scary Spice was spotted Thursday meeting up with Nicole Murphy - Eddie Murphy's ex-wife and the mother of five of his children …

That Other Willis Girl  —  Screw Rumer.  I'm into Scout Willis.  She's actually the most attractive of all the Willis girls.  She's a hot bitch.  Anyone that will take a men's undershirt and belt it is A-OK by me.  —  I was also never into Brucie, but that bitch is looking sexier and sexier with age.

A feeling LeRoy is visiting old haunts  —  Is the Russian Tea Room haunted?  —  That's what some of the people who work at the recherche restaurant think - as does Jennifer LeRoy, daughter of legendary owner Warner LeRoy.  —  "It's not a joke anymore," said one spooked staffer.

Sex file returns to haunt Madonna as she battles to keep baby David  —  Madonna's lawyers are fighting to stop a collection of love letters and intimate photographs being made public at the same time as she tries to make her adoption of a Malawian baby permanent.

Aniston to star in 'Management'  —  Zahn will also topline romantic comedy  —  Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn will star in "Management," a romantic comedy that marks the feature directing debut of playwright-screenwriter Stephen Belber.  —  Pic will be financed by Sidney Kimmel Entertainment …

Mary-Kate: Hobo No Mo'  —  Mary-Kate Olsen is no longer emulating homeless bag ladies — but is still receiving style inspiration from the streets!  —  All dolled up in a business casual leather miniskirt, striped nylons and a pair of sensible 5-inch Divine Brown stiletto pumps, the "Weeds" …

Who's That Girl?  —  Let's hope this is for a movie role and Mena Suvari hasn't 'pulled a Britney.'We spotted the American beauty star heading to her car after having lunch at the Newsroom in Beverly Hills, Ca yesterday.Like Natalie Portman, I think Mena can pull off the shaved head and looks great.