LINDSAY LOHAN IN UTAH REHAB  —  Just in!  The starlet has checked into a posh Sundance facility.  —  "The Insider" Online breaks news that LINDSAY LOHAN has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah.  According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived …

LOHAN LANE  —  BRACE yourselves, we've got another Lohan behind the wheel.  This time it's Lindsay's little sister, Ali, who was spotted over the weekend driving a golf cart around her Long Island neighborhood (left, with girlfriends).  Ali was with her big sis when she hopped a plane …

SNAKE OIL CURE  —  CELEBS will go to great lengths to keep their skin looking young - Gwyneth Paltrow even uses snake venom to de- wrinkle.  A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Pal trow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake.

Madonna is told her little African baby may have to return home  —  Madonna's controversial adoption of an African baby was under threat last night amid accusations that the child welfare expert overseeing it has become too close to the case.  —  Penstone Kilembe has been banned …

SHEEN-RICHARDS WAR RESUMES  —  THE détente between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is over, and it's about to get very nasty again between the exes.  —  Sheen is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights with his daughters, Lola and Sam, that won't require him to be supervised.

Exes Vanessa Williams, Rick Fox Hook Up for Ugly Betty  —  Their last partnership may have ended in divorce, but Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams are making another go at it - at least onscreen.  Fox, 38, will join the cast of ABC's Ugly Betty in its second season, a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

Memo Pad: Faces and Names... Jump Street... Still Green?...  FACES AND NAMES: Though fashion magazines' September issues seem to contain ads for every clothing label under the sun, usually only one glamorous gal gets to grace the cover.  And in surveying this year's choices, it appears that editors …

Kiss My Fat Ass!!  —  Tyra Banks spent her Sunday shooting a commercial in NYC for her talk show.  This fall her talk show has moved from Los Angeles to New York.  Lucky us.  I will say that Tyra looks hot.  I'm not understanding the commercial, but I'm guessing they are going to make it look …

SEE?  SHE REALLY IS EATING FOR TWO!  —  Expectant couple Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were spotted lunching together at an exclusive L.A. eatery over the weekend.  —  That's one small baby carrot for humankind.  One giant meal for mum-to-be Richie.

SEX SURPRISE  —  DIRECTOR Brett Ratner based a scene in "Rush Hour 3" on a sexual encounter he had with a transvestite.  Asked by The Advocate about the sequence "when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man," Ratner responded, "That's from my personal experience.

Kerry kicks out 'cheating' husband  —  Kerry Katona has thrown out husband Mark Croft following reports that he cheated on her with an old flame.  —  The former Atomic Kitten is said to be heartbroken by the story.  —  The couple wed in February, a week before the birth of their daughter Heidi.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FIRST EVER "SEX SCENE"  —  someone pay me to click that.....i'm not clicking it no matter how lame  —  well i gave in and lost 1 minute and 41 seconds of my life  —  stevie wonder and helen keller can do better than this lame ass s**t.  —  saywhut

OVER-ENERGETIC  —  JON Bon Jovi's efforts to shut down a new energy drink called Mijovi may have backfired.  Publicity generated by the controversy has sales of the coffee-based beverage shooting through the roof in Red Bank, N.J. - a stone's throw from his mansion.

Paris' clothes make the dog at this home  —  Though some celebrities adopt rescue dogs, Paris Hilton makes no apologies for purchasing her babies from high-end pet shops and breeders.  —  "I got (Hendrix) at Bel Air Pets when I was shopping for a house," Hilton says of her newest purchase, a 3-month-old Chihuahua.

Eli G: Liz Taylor out-blings rap stars 50 years her junior  —  Not so long ago, her frail appearance had left her fans fearing the worst.  —  There was such a furore that Elizabeth Taylor even felt the need to appear on a U.S. chat show to insist that rumours of her imminent demise had been greatly exaggerated.

Barry and Rupe have hull of a time  —  No wonder you don't know any billionaires — they're too busy hanging out with each other.  —  Barry Diller and his glamorous wife, Diane Von Furstenberg, hosted Rupert and Wendi Murdoch aboard their yacht Wednesday night to celebrate Murdoch's takeover of The Wall Street Journal.