Madonna is told her little African baby may have to return home  —  Madonna's controversial adoption of an African baby was under threat last night amid accusations that the child welfare expert overseeing it has become too close to the case.  —  Penstone Kilembe has been banned …

Brangelina Going Postal  —  Brangelina are going to be on a stamp.  Which is astounding, but I like it.  Shiloh will be featured on the stamp as well.  A few are asking about the other kids, but how big do you think a stamp is? … Sydney Morning Herald

Fired by Clarkson, Hired by Britney!  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears has finally succumbed — to the notion of having legit management!  Britz has hired uber-manager Jeff Kwatinez to help resurrect her dying career.  Nurse!  Code Blue!  —  We're told Kwatinetz, CEO of The Firm …

SHEEN-RICHARDS WAR RESUMES  —  THE détente between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is over, and it's about to get very nasty again between the exes.  —  Sheen is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights with his daughters, Lola and Sam, that won't require him to be supervised.

SNAKE OIL CURE  —  CELEBS will go to great lengths to keep their skin looking young - Gwyneth Paltrow even uses snake venom to de- wrinkle.  A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Pal trow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake.

Kate Walsh's Wild Bachelorette Party in Vegas  —  To sum up Kate Walsh's bachelorette party in two words: Oh, Doctor!  —  Before she takes her foray into marriage, the Private Practice star grabbed a group of girls, including former Grey's Anatomy castmate Sara Ramirez, and headed to Sin City for the pre-nuptial rite of passage.

Rep: Lindsay Lohan Still in Hiding and Getting "Medical Treatment"  —  Where's Lindsay Lohan?  —  Despite reports claiming that Lohan — who has not been seen in public since her July 24 arrest for DUI and cocaine possession in Santa Monica, Calif. — arrived in New York City on Friday …

Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures  —  Well, today we're having some Spice Girl bikini fever.  First we had Geri Halliwell, and now Mel B. Both look very good for their age, but we all know what we "really really want!"  Yes, Victoria Beckham bikini pictures!  Who cares about these girls anymore?!

Has Bridget Jones star Renee Zellweger finally found Mr Right?  —  Renee Zellweger set tongues wagging as she danced the night away to live Billy Joel hits with a mystery man.  —  The Bridget Jones star looked smitten as she shimmied up close to her handsome partner.  —  Scroll down for more

Whoopi Promises to 'Be Respectful and Listen'  —  Whoopi Goldberg may have some controversial shoes to fill, but the new cohost of ABC's The View says she has a more relaxed approach to hosting than her predecessors.  —  "I disagree with a lot of stuff a lot of people say …

Kathy Hilton Recalls Pain of Paris in Jail  —  For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton's being in jail - and on the other side of the glass partition that separated them during visits - was "seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets."

Chris Rock to Crazy Lady: I Ain't the Daddy, B*tch!  —  Comedian Chris Rock and his wife of nearly 11 years, Malaak, have had enough of the woman who claims that Rock fathered her son.  Now that DNA tests have proved that he did not father the teenager, the Rocks have issued the following statement to TMZ:

Kiss My Fat Ass!!  —  Tyra Banks spent her Sunday shooting a commercial in NYC for her talk show.  This fall her talk show has moved from Los Angeles to New York.  Lucky us.  I will say that Tyra looks hot.  I'm not understanding the commercial, but I'm guessing they are going to make it look …

Prosecutors Split in Brandy Case  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that officials in the Los Angeles City Attorney's office are split over whether to prosecute Brandy for a fatal car accident last December.  —  Brandy's Range Rover rear-ended a car, triggering a multi-car accident …

Another Rosie Blogs  —  Roseanne Barr took to her blog yesterday to talk about everything from the size of Barbara Walters head to pigs.  I'm sure she's talking about Babs, because she didn't get "View" job.  Rumors are that producers didn't think she was a big enough star.  Anyway, her's what Roseanne blogged:

Exclusive!  Usher Confirms Wedding: "We Are Happily Married"  —  Usher Raymond married his pregnant fiancée Tameka Foster on Friday in Atlanta.  —  The singer confirmed the nuptials exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  "I exchanged vows with Tameka Foster in Atlanta on Friday and we are happily married," Usher tells Us.