Fired by Clarkson, Hired by Britney!  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears has finally succumbed — to the notion of having legit management!  Britz has hired uber-manager Jeff Kwatinez to help resurrect her dying career.  Nurse!  Code Blue!  —  We're told Kwatinetz, CEO of The Firm …

Prosecutors Split in Brandy Case  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that officials in the Los Angeles City Attorney's office are split over whether to prosecute Brandy for a fatal car accident last December.  —  Brandy's Range Rover rear-ended a car, triggering a multi-car accident …

Kathy Hilton Recalls Pain of Paris in Jail  —  For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton's being in jail - and on the other side of the glass partition that separated them during visits - was "seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets."

Scary Spice does something Scary  —  Believe or not that port-o-toilet Mel B is using is belongs to a trendy Miami Country Club, you would think they would have plumbing for all their clients who think their crap doesn't smell.  Granted now they are realizing it does being trapped in that little thing for a few minutes.

Angelina Jolie has laughed off reports that she has split with Brad Pitt.  —  The Tombraider star revealed that the only time the pair argue is when they discuss politics.  —  "We actually argue politics at home" she told Total Film magazine "It is the only time we argue."

Has Bridget Jones star Renee Zellweger finally found Mr Right?  —  Renee Zellweger set tongues wagging as she danced the night away to live Billy Joel hits with a mystery man.  —  The Bridget Jones star looked smitten as she shimmied up close to her handsome partner.  —  Scroll down for more

Chris Rock to Crazy Lady: I Ain't the Daddy, B*tch!  —  Comedian Chris Rock and his wife of nearly 11 years, Malaak, have had enough of the woman who claims that Rock fathered her son.  Now that DNA tests have proved that he did not father the teenager, the Rocks have issued the following statement to TMZ:

EXCLUSIVE!  Madonna'S Rep Blasts Latest Scandalous Adoption Story: "Not Accurate!"  —  Madonna's rep exclusively tells 24Sizzler.com that a report from Reuters, via the Malawi News, in which Malawi's Child Welfare Services director Penstone Kilembe says that the country's minister for Women …

Sara Ramirez Flashes Her "Anatomy"  —  "Grey's Anatomy" starlet Sara Ramirez got her groove on to J.Lo's "Get Right" — by dancing on a table and hiking up her dress at TAO in Las Vegas on Saturday.  McSteamy!  —  The voluptuous 31-year-old Tony winner jumped onto the catwalk at the Venetian hotel club …

SHEEN-RICHARDS WAR RESUMES  —  THE détente between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is over, and it's about to get very nasty again between the exes.  —  Sheen is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights with his daughters, Lola and Sam, that won't require him to be supervised.

Britney In Fender Bender!  —  With all that's been happening with our girl Brit recently - the Vegas incident, problems with the paps - this is the last thing she needs!  X17 is bringing you the details first... Ms. Spears (and her pup) was driving to a pharmacy in the Valley today …

Gwen: "People Like Me Whether I'm a Little Bit Fatter or Not"  —  Midway through an exhausting world tour promoting The Sweet Escape, Gwen Stefani is still going strong.  The 37-year-old married mom and musician spoke to UK paper The Guardian about husband Gavin Rossdale, her neuroses and having son Kingston on the road with her.

Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures  —  To go along with the middle age washed up bikini theme we got going on here at Hollywood Tuna, I present you supermodel Naomi Campbell bikini pictures.  I know you guys are jumping out of your seats with pure excitement as you check out these pictures.

Whoopi Promises to 'Be Respectful and Listen'  —  Whoopi Goldberg may have some controversial shoes to fill, but the new cohost of ABC's The View says she has a more relaxed approach to hosting than her predecessors.  —  "I disagree with a lot of stuff a lot of people say …

Murphy: Dad, Yes; Deadbeat, No  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Eddie Murphy has finally copped to being a Beverly Hills pop. It's being labeled a Beverly Hills deadbeat with which he takes issue.  —  With Melanie Brown teaming with camera-ready attorney Gloria Allred for a press conference and paternity action …

Is Pamela Dating A Fruitcake?  —  Pamela Anderson and magician Hans Klok were on Craig Kilborn the other night and sort of confirmed they were dating.  Pammy is currently starring in Hans Las Vegas magic show.  When asked if they were dating, Pamela said, … Hans said, "You call it dating.

SNAKE OIL CURE  —  CELEBS will go to great lengths to keep their skin looking young - Gwyneth Paltrow even uses snake venom to de- wrinkle.  A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Pal trow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake.

BEYONCE, NEW FACE OF AMERICAN EXPRESS  —  Above are a few candids of Beyonce filming her American Express commericial in New York City earlier today.  If you didn't know, Beyonce, 25, will be the latest celebrity spokesperson for American Express to help pitch their gold and platinum credit cards.

Ben's Best Friend Scores Big at the Box Office  —  Ben Affleck was seen alone in Santa Monica this weekend while the ladies in his life headed out of town.  It's amazing how handsome Ben can be with just a little grooming.  We bet he's excited about his best friend's success this weekend.

DILF in Training?  —  Papa Joel seems to be committed to getting healthy for his new kid, getting in some training at the gym on Sunday morning.  —  However, it seems like Nicole already has him pretty well trained herself, cuz he spent the rest of the afternoon running errands for his babymama...in HER car!