LINDSAY LOHAN IN UTAH REHAB  —  Just in!  The starlet has checked into a posh Sundance facility.  —  "The Insider" Online breaks news that LINDSAY LOHAN has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah.  According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived …

Madonna is told her little African baby may have to return home  —  Madonna's controversial adoption of an African baby was under threat last night amid accusations that the child welfare expert overseeing it has become too close to the case.  —  Penstone Kilembe has been banned …

SNAKE OIL CURE  —  CELEBS will go to great lengths to keep their skin looking young - Gwyneth Paltrow even uses snake venom to de- wrinkle.  A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Pal trow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake.

SHEEN-RICHARDS WAR RESUMES  —  THE détente between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is over, and it's about to get very nasty again between the exes.  —  Sheen is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights with his daughters, Lola and Sam, that won't require him to be supervised.

Kiss My Fat Ass!!  —  Tyra Banks spent her Sunday shooting a commercial in NYC for her talk show.  This fall her talk show has moved from Los Angeles to New York.  Lucky us.  I will say that Tyra looks hot.  I'm not understanding the commercial, but I'm guessing they are going to make it look …

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe/Jake Gyllenhaal Rumours  —  Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe's marriage was one that I said to my husband I'd like ours to be like.  This is because the kids seemed to come first, and the woman had more power in the relationship, and really nice clothes and shoes.

Memo Pad: Faces and Names... Jump Street... Still Green?...  FACES AND NAMES: Though fashion magazines' September issues seem to contain ads for every clothing label under the sun, usually only one glamorous gal gets to grace the cover.  And in surveying this year's choices, it appears that editors …

Exes Vanessa Williams, Rick Fox Hook Up for Ugly Betty  —  Their last partnership may have ended in divorce, but Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams are making another go at it - at least onscreen.  Fox, 38, will join the cast of ABC's Ugly Betty in its second season, a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

SEX SURPRISE  —  DIRECTOR Brett Ratner based a scene in "Rush Hour 3" on a sexual encounter he had with a transvestite.  Asked by The Advocate about the sequence "when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man," Ratner responded, "That's from my personal experience.

Nicole Richie Decides to Stay in County Jail, Gets a Baby Present from Danny Bonaduce  —  In what I'm guessing is an attempt to preemptively diffuse potential public backlash following her stay in jail, Nicole Richie has opted to go ahead and just do her time in county jail, rather than attempt to get any kind of special treatment.

A dead ringer for Liza  —  Liza Minnelli is a familiar sight shopping in the East 60s, but someone at the neighborhood Gap could use a refresher course in recognizing local legends.  —  A Gatecrasher pal reports this recent sighting of her at the E. 66th and Third Ave. store, where she was being helped by a sales assistant.

SEE?  SHE REALLY IS EATING FOR TWO!  —  Expectant couple Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were spotted lunching together at an exclusive L.A. eatery over the weekend.  —  That's one small baby carrot for humankind.  One giant meal for mum-to-be Richie.

Kerry kicks out 'cheating' husband  —  Kerry Katona has thrown out husband Mark Croft following reports that he cheated on her with an old flame.  —  The former Atomic Kitten is said to be heartbroken by the story.  —  The couple wed in February, a week before the birth of their daughter Heidi.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FIRST EVER "SEX SCENE"  —  someone pay me to click that.....i'm not clicking it no matter how lame  —  well i gave in and lost 1 minute and 41 seconds of my life  —  stevie wonder and helen keller can do better than this lame ass s**t.  —  saywhut