Hit me, baby: Britney Spears causes car crash  —  Britney Spears strikes again!  The disaster-prone pop singer has left yet another mess in her wake - this time after crashing into a parked car.  —  The troubled star was pulling into an empty space when she hit the vehicle …

Lily: I can't believe U.S. has banned me  —  Lily Allen today vowed to do everything she can to overturn a ban by U.S. authorities who have stripped her of her work visa.  —  The singer was "shocked" after being searched and questioned by Los Angeles custom officers for five hours …

Charlie and Denise: Baby No. 3?  —  Does Denise Richards want to have a third child with Charlie Sheen's DNA donation?  —  Yesterday, CHARLIE SHEEN spoke exclusively with Entertainment Tonight's MARK STEINES about his new custody battle with ex DENISE RICHARDS for their young daughters SAM, 3, and LOLA, 2.

More Hills Drama: When Heidi Attacks  —  A day after Spencer Pratt fired an angry missive off to Lauren Conrad and her supporters via his website, fiancee Heidi Montag added her two cents in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102.  —  When asked how much she hated Conrad, Montag, 20, answered, "A lot.

Doherty escapes jail again as judge gives him more time to quit drugs  —  Pete Doherty has been given another chance to stay out of jail if he is able to stay off drugs.  —  The Babyshambles front man had to force his way through about 40 photographers as he turned up at West London magistrates …

Jermaine's Ex — He's Cheap and Creepy  —  Jermaine Jackson's estranged wife has filed court papers claiming the singer is pleading poverty, even though he's loaded.  By the way, she's also alleging Jermaine has some weird sleeping arrangements with their two kids, Jaffar, 11 and Jermajesty, 7.

WARNING TO DINA  —  MICHAEL Lohan's lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining she's shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family's Long Island home along with Lindsay Lohan's three younger siblings.  The lawyer, John DiMascio, wrote …

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures  —  With Lindsay Lohan gone, there aren't any hot young celebrities going to the beach anymore to get me excited. … Ya, sure there's Hayden Panettiere, but only sick perverts gawk at underage girls who are still developing.  Anyway, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures from Belize.

That's A Dude!  —  GODDESS GWYNETH?!  Every shade of fug!  —  She looks like a Romanian, twinkie, super-bottom, gay porn star!  That being said, I'd definitely let her strap one on and take it.  —  This is Fishsticks on September's W Magazine .  —  Source: ET

Paris heads to Playboy party  —  PARIS HILTON ditches her Bible and heads for a Playboy party wearing only her undies.  —  The hotel heiress claimed to have changed her wild ways when facing jail earlier this year.  —  She started dressing demurely and made sure she was seen carrying her Bible and self-help books.

Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident  —  Hey y'all — I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular!  Now what'd I go and do?!  How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire?  Goshdarn dang dings!

Sienna Miller parties with 'good friend' P Diddy - again  —  They insist they're JUST good friends - yet it seems Sienna Miller can't stay away from P Diddy.  —  The New-York born actress, whose frequent socialising with the singer has increased speculation of a romantic relationship …

Intern Punks Roseanne Barr on MySpace Blog  —  The laugh was on Roseanne Barr Monday, when an intern administering her MySpace page posted a drunken-sounding ramble purported to be from the comedian.  —  "I would rather just smell like pee, like old ladies are meant to do.

Ashlee and Pete pose a problem  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz worked their magic at Lollapalooza in Chicago, hosting a backstage lounge at the weekend music event.  —  But some sponsors in the gifting suite complained that they didn't get any photo ops for all the swag they gave away.

Paris and Nicole, the Porn  —  Ever wonder what it's really like for high profile socialites in prison?  "Paris and Nicole Go to Jail" presents a very x-rated version of the celebulites' jail hijinks.  The new porn from Venom Digital Media shows the two pokey pals — played …

Kate Walsh Buys $4.75 Million Love Nest  —  Kate Walsh left Grey's Anatomy last year to star in her own spinoff show Private Practice, but Seattle Grace isn't the only thing she's leaving behind.  —  She's put her current digs up for rent and has bought a home with fiancé Alex Young …

Man sues Busta Rhymes in alleged assault  —  NEW YORK (AP) — Busta Rhymes has been sued by a man who alleges the rapper and his crew beat him after he spit on one of their cars.  —  In the lawsuit filed Monday in Manhattan state Supreme Court, Roberto LeBron, 20, charged that he was kicked …