Lily: I can't believe U.S. has banned me  —  Lily Allen today vowed to do everything she can to overturn a ban by U.S. authorities who have stripped her of her work visa.  —  The singer was "shocked" after being searched and questioned by Los Angeles custom officers for five hours …

Charlie Sheen Says Denise Wants His Next Baby  —  Amid his custody fight with Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has made an eye-popping claim: His ex-wife wants to have another child with him.  —  "There was a request for a donation," Sheen, who is now engaged to Brooke Mueller …

MTV VMA Race Is On: Justin Timberlake, Beyonce Lead Nominations  —  Show will be broadcast live from Las Vegas on September 9.  —  The 2007 MTV Video Music Awards are heading to Las Vegas in September, and now we know just who we'll be wagering on.  —  Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé lead …

Intern Punks Roseanne Barr on MySpace Blog  —  The laugh was on Roseanne Barr Monday, when an intern administering her MySpace page posted a drunken-sounding ramble purported to be from the comedian.  —  "I would rather just smell like pee, like old ladies are meant to do.

Hit me, baby: Britney Spears causes car crash  —  Britney Spears strikes again!  The disaster-prone pop singer has left yet another mess in her wake - this time after crashing into a parked car.  —  The troubled star was pulling into an empty space when she hit the vehicle …

LADY BOUNTIFUL  —  GWEN Stefani enjoys breastfeeding so much, she doesn't mind a bit of pain.  The pop princess admits she's still providing her son, Kingston, who was born in May 2006, with fresh milk, long after some mothers have given it up.  "I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding …

The Miswardrobification of Lauryn Hill  —  Who left the gate open?!  Seriously.  Lauryn Hill is killin' em — but not so softly!  —  L. Boogie was performing in Brooklyn at the 25th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Concert Series Monday — where she was spotted wearing an '80s remix …

That's A Dude!  —  GODDESS GWYNETH?!  Every shade of fug!  —  She looks like a Romanian, twinkie, super-bottom, gay porn star!  That being said, I'd definitely let her strap one on and take it.  —  This is Fishsticks on September's W Magazine .  —  Source: ET

Navarro defends Lohan's antics  —  Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.  —  Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro has claimed that the media's reaction to the recent behaviour of Lindsey Lohan has been over-the-top.

LOHAN'S LUXURIOUS LUSH LODGE  —  ROCKY MOUNTAIN LOW Cirque Lodge, Lohan (inset)  —  If reports that Lindsay Lohan checked into a Utah rehab this week are true, she'll be enjoying her own private hot tub with mountain views in a tastefully decorated facility while meditating among the deer and elk—and abundant local year-round snow.

More Hills Drama: When Heidi Attacks  —  A day after Spencer Pratt fired an angry missive off to Lauren Conrad and her supporters via his website, fiancee Heidi Montag added her two cents in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102.  —  When asked how much she hated Conrad, Montag, 20, answered, "A lot.

Jessica Biel Flashes Her Underwear and Shows Some Leg  —  Jessica Biel is currently filming scenes for her new movie Powder Blue, but I have absolutely no idea what it's about.  And since I'm too lazy to check on IMDB, I'm just going to assume that the movie is about a girl's frantic search …

WARNING TO DINA  —  MICHAEL Lohan's lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining she's shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family's Long Island home along with Lindsay Lohan's three younger siblings.  The lawyer, John DiMascio, wrote …

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures  —  With Lindsay Lohan gone, there aren't any hot young celebrities going to the beach anymore to get me excited. … Ya, sure there's Hayden Panettiere, but only sick perverts gawk at underage girls who are still developing.  Anyway, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures from Belize.

Rumer Willis is a Dunce — Literally  —  Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, wears a dunce hat, a neck and back brace, and not much little else on the set of the Untitled Anna Faris Project.  —  IMDB says the film is about a recently sacked pin-up girl (Faris) …

Cisco Adler Predicts Nicole Richie Will Be a Good Mom  —  Cisco Adler, the lead singer of the band Whitestarr (and Mischa Barton's ex), stars in a new VH1 reality series The Rock Life.  The musician, who regularly hangs out with the young Hollywood crowd, talked to PEOPLE about expectant mom Nicole Richie …

Jay McCarroll: Crazy Homeless Guy?  —  Earlier this morning, we flipped through the latest issue of New York magazine and paused, with fleeting interest, at a wordy "Where are they now?" type profile on fashion has-been/never-was Jay McCarroll, and his marginally more successful Project Runway compatriots.

Wynonna Judd Speaks Out on Husband's Arrest  —  Wynonna Judd has endured a lot in her lifetime, but little prepared her for the "disbelief and shock" she felt last March, when husband D. R. Roach, 49, was arrested while at Shades of Hope rehab center in Texas and eventually indicted on three counts …

Banned From London?!  —  Earlier I wrote about how Dreamboat Pete Doherty was given a month to clean up his act by a judge.  Well, it looks like he was also banned from the streets of London as well.  —  The London ban came down, because the judge allowed him to escape jail time.