'My romp with topless Britney'  —  HERE'S topless BRITNEY SPEARS romping in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.  —  My pictures show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.

Amy Winehouse Treated for Exhaustion  —  TMZ has learned that Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital this morning after some sort of incident.  —  Winehouse's rep confirms to TMZ that the tatted up singer was taken to a London hospital and treated for "exhaustion."

Usher's Mom Skipped Civil Ceremony  —  When Usher and Tameka Foster tied the knot in a simple civil ceremony Aug. 3, there were no white hydrangea centerpieces, no love songs from Robin Thicke, no fancy spreads from celebrity chefs, and - most conspicuously - no mother of the groom, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

Here's To You Mrs. Spears!  —  Earlier I posted the cover of this week's Star Magazine which claims Britney claims that KFed bumped uglies with Lynne Spears.  Here's the deets.  A source claims that during a huge fight, Britney accused her momma of riding on the KFed train.

Kate & Dax: Their Steamy Summer Trip  —  Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents.  Nighttime barbecues!  Jet-skiing!  Lakeside PDA!  It was all part of the fun during Hudson's weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.  —  On July 30, the two lovebirds …

Katharine McPhee's Ass, Brought to You by the Wind  —  If there's two things that go great togeher in this world, it's mini-skirts and the wind.  Oh, and lets not forget the girls who wear mini-skirts on windy days.  Today, that girl is Katharine McPhee, and we can all see her ass …

Angelina Jolie in Chicago — For Reals  —  Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt arrive in Chicago via private jet on on Tuesday.  —  Angie carried baby Shiloh, 14 months, as Brad held onto a napping Maddox, now 6.  The boy sure went all out on at his army-style birthday party on Sunday!

Celebrity blog bits  —  Check out these sporadic sound bites from the 'sphere:  —  Roseanne Barr: It was the Intern!  —  Barr gets some help from interns to keep up her MySpace blog, which she has been updating fairly regularly in recent weeks.  Most of the posts are filled with her signature humor.

Ashlee Simpson's KY surprise  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz turned down a free 'KY Intimacy kit' for fear of infuriating Ashlee's father.  —  Ashlee and Pete attended Chicago's Lollapalooza music festival, which he was hosting, and were offered promotional gifts by the event sponsors.

Tom and Katie refused entry to club  —  He's huge in Hollywood but it seems Tom Cruise is only a very small star in France.  —  The actor, 45, and wife Katie Holmes, 28, were left fuming after being turned away from a St Tropez nightclub in front of dozens of onlookers.

Lindsay Lohan On Fashion  —  Lindsay calls her style eclectic and evolving.  She'd love to do a small collection some day.  Beware.

Helena Bonham Carter & Tim Burton Expecting a Baby  —  Helena Bonham Carter and her beau, director Tim Burton, and are expecting their second child together, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "[They] are very happy to be expecting their second child later this year," says her rep, Karon Maskill.

The Messiah Shows Herself!  —  Angelina Jolie and company arrived in Chicago yesterday via private jet.  Shiloh made a rare appearance out.  She was probably pissed that she was taken from her gold kingdom and away from her velvet bed and forced to be around regular people.

BRITNEY GETS CHEWED OUT  —  SAY WHAAAATT??  Sucking on a cigarette, swilling a cuppa coffee, chomping gum and giggling like a loon, multitasking Skary Skank BRITNEY SPEARS exited swanky Kitson on Robertson Blvd. - and suddenly got the grin seared off her kisser when a teenage fan's fire …

The Next Cover of Rolling Stone Revealed: Zac Efron  —  Nineteen-year-old Zac Efron launched the biggest-selling album of last year and what may be the most popular made-for-TV movie of all time, the blockbuster High School Musical.  Yet somehow the young breakout star has avoided the pitfalls of early fame.

ONCE AND FOR ALL THE REAL MENA  —  LET'S set the record straight about Mena Suvari.  When an English director referred to the "American Beauty" star as "an immensely talented thespian," some dimwitted Internet posters thought she'd switched her sexual orientation.  Then, this week...