'My romp with topless Britney'  —  HERE'S topless BRITNEY SPEARS romping in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.  —  My pictures show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.

Amy Winehouse Treated for Exhaustion  —  TMZ has learned that Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital this morning after some sort of incident.  —  Winehouse's rep confirms to TMZ that the tatted up singer was taken to a London hospital and treated for "exhaustion."

American Eyeful  —  Katharine McPhee parachuted onto the set of her upcoming movie ... and showed a little skin on the way down!  —  The fallen "Idol" gave snappers a shot of her pink panties and a flesh colored bodysuit on the L.A. set of the upcoming "Untitled Anna Faris Project," after a gust of wind almost sent McPhee into orbit.

Usher's Mom Skipped Civil Ceremony  —  When Usher and Tameka Foster tied the knot in a simple civil ceremony Aug. 3, there were no white hydrangea centerpieces, no love songs from Robin Thicke, no fancy spreads from celebrity chefs, and - most conspicuously - no mother of the groom, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

Kate Hudson: Dating as a Single Mom Is 'Different'  —  Her relationships with husband Chris Robinson and ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson now behind her, Kate Hudson says she's ready to face the dating scene as a single mom.  —  "Dating becomes very different," the actress, 28, tells Harper's Bazaar for its September issue (on sale Aug. 21).

Here's To You Mrs. Spears!  —  Earlier I posted the cover of this week's Star Magazine which claims Britney claims that KFed bumped uglies with Lynne Spears.  Here's the deets.  A source claims that during a huge fight, Britney accused her momma of riding on the KFed train.

Jack White and Wife Welcome Baby Boy  —  Jack White of the White Stripes and his wife, model Karen Elson, are the parents of a baby boy.  —  Henry Lee White was born Tuesday, a publicist for White said Wednesday.  It's the couple's second child: He and Elson also have a 15-month-old daughter, Scarlett Teresa White.

Ashlee Simpson's KY surprise  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz turned down a free 'KY Intimacy kit' for fear of infuriating Ashlee's father.  —  Ashlee and Pete attended Chicago's Lollapalooza music festival, which he was hosting, and were offered promotional gifts by the event sponsors.

The Beyond Photoshop Awards  —  This is the ad for Britney Spears' latest fragrance, Believe.  No bitch, I don't believe that's you.  Access Hollywood spoke to Elizabeth Arden who claims this photo was shot earlier THIS summer.  Yeah, THIS summer and not the summer of 1998.

The Messiah Shows Herself!  —  Angelina Jolie and company arrived in Chicago yesterday via private jet.  Shiloh made a rare appearance out.  She was probably pissed that she was taken from her gold kingdom and away from her velvet bed and forced to be around regular people.

Hate Male: Terrence Howard Thinks Women Are Unclean And Dressed Like Whores  —  The new issue of Elle has an interview with Oscar-nominated actor Terrence Howard.  Mr. Howard, of Hustle & Flow and Crashfame, is attractive, that goes without saying.  But his thoughts and opinions?  Not so much!

Kelly Osbourne Calls Off Reality Show  —  A planned reality show starring celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart has been quashed — by its stars!  —  It turns out that it was the Stewart/Osbourne camp — and not E!, as originally reported — who canned the show.

Meet Brad Womack, The Next Bachelor  —  Southern gentleman Brad Womack is ABC's newest Bachelor, the network has announced.  —  Starring in a reality series about romance - the 11th edition of the matchmaking show - is a drastic change for the Atlanta-born, Texas-reared 34-year-old …