"I'm with Her!"  —  For a happening guy with a clothing line or a music career, hooking up with a starlet like Paris, Nicole, or Lindsay takes fame to a whole new level.  On L.A.'s club scene, the author meets the boys who love the girls who love the spotlight.  —  L

TV Mogul Merv Griffin Dies at 82  —  Merv Griffin, whose talk show once rivaled that of Johnny Carson's and whose real-estate empire once rivaled that of Donald Trump's, has died.  He was 82.  —  He died of prostate cancer, according to the Associated Press citing a statement from his the family …

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Want Trilingual Kids  —  Newlywed Eva Longoria says that if she and husband Tony Parker have kids, the couple will teach them all three languages they collectively speak - English, Spanish and French.  —  "We will definitely do that - absolutely, absolutely!" …

Ashton in the closet  —  Some surprised New Yorkers had a visit from a very special handyman on Wednesday.  —  Ashton Kutcher, who was researching a role, shadowed a closet installer from the Closet Factory — and did some of the work himself.  —  He made only one house call, says an insider …

Angie will go back to ladies - ex  —  But Jolie says she's crazy for Pitt  —  Angelina Jolie says sexy star Brad Pitt has turned her into a one-man woman, but her former lesbian lover thinks it won't be "Girl, Interrupted" for long.  —  Despite reports that their romance is on the rocks …

Hello Baby Alexander!  —  Naomi Watts looks so great!  I am so happy for her!  Here she is snuggling her little Alexander in a sling smiling for the cameras.  He is such a doll.  Click on the thumbnail below for a close up.

Britney ditches the kids, hits the drug store  —  After handing Sean Preston and Jayden James over to estranged-hubby Kevin Federline for the weekend, Britney Spears and her sidekick Alli took a quick trip out to a Rite Aid drug store last night.  They stopped at a drive thru for frozen coffee en route.

Paris Hilton Got Her Boobs Did?  —  Paris Hilton was flaunting her big titties in some wonder bra bathing suit or other?  The heiress was mysteriously filling out the top of her plunging one-piece that she was rockin' outside her Malibu home.  Entourage's Adrian Grenier also kicked it with the infested slut.

When Plinko Attacks!!  —  TMZ has learned that Drew Carey was injured today on the set of "The Price is Right."  —  Sources on the set tell TMZ that today during rehearsals "Price's" new host got his arm caught in a game with some sort of rotating device.  Wheel of misfortune!

David's "Screaming" Fit  —  Fun-lovin' David Arquette went from wacky to wacked, when he flipped out on paparazzi last night in front of Nobu.  The "Scream" star, who was there with wife Courteney Cox, was screamin' at paps who he claimed were blinding him and keeping him from being able to drive his car …

Bare it like Beckham: David loses his shirt... and the match  —  David Beckham finally made his debut for LA Galaxy last night — but the only thing he won was the attention of female fans.  —  The 31-year-old stripped off his shirt after playing for just 21 minutes of football …

Brad Returns To Chicago, Angelina's Big Ol' Smile  —  After a grueling day of jury duty (ha) in LA, Brad Pitt hopped back on a plane to meet up with Angelina in Chicago where she is filming Wanted.  The private jet travel must be reserved for when they've got their four kids with them …

Olsens' psychic link  —  Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen have a telepathic bond.  —  Ashley has revealed the identical twins can sense what the other is feeling and thinking, even when they are apart.  —  She told Marie Claire magazine: "We both carry the weight of each other.  Our bond is really beyond words.

Britney And Alli Are Back!  —  Britney and Alli are full-on back together!  The two went wig shopping yesterday (though they didn't buy anything) and then hit up Carl's Jr. for burgers.  —  I've got two more stories coming on Brit ... she and Alli went to Staples office supply and Longs Drugs late …

Douche.Tool.Moron.Frat.Shut.Up.Now.Barf .  —  Matt Salinas is the dude that told all to everyone about his night with Britney Spears after he was an extra one of her videos.  Basically they ended up in the pool and it's disgusting.  Matt talks about her "boobs" and how fantastic of a kisser she is.

Why Britney Spears Lip Syncs  —  Hear the evolution of Britney Spears voice.  It definitely bizarre how her voice has gone downhill.  —  For some reason the video is wigging out my site, so here's the link.  —  Thank you Steven for sending this in!

Man in the mirror  —  In his new movie The Nines, the queer writer behind Go and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cast one of the hottest straight movie stars in Hollywood to play himself.  Then last month they ran off together to Malawi.  So what exactly is going on between these two?

Debra Messing Kicks Fashion in the Nuts  —  Oh, Debra Messing.  Debra, Debra, Debra.  We know you're hard up for work right now.  Really, we do.  Things haven't been easy since "Will and Grace" ended.  You had that Ponds Miniseries thing, which was great — don't get me wrong …