K-Fed to Star on "One Tree Hill"  —  K-Fed got a job!  TMZ has learned that Kevin Federline has signed on to guest star on the CW's hit show, "One Tree Hill."  —  Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided …

TRUMP BID TO SAVE BIMBO TRIO  —  DONALD Trump wants to try to whip the world's most famous trio of bimbos into shape and save their careers.  —  The Donald tells Page Six he's talking with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming "Celebrity Apprentice," and that Paris Hilton …

Levine: Maria's no screamer  —  WHAT a charmer...  Slimy MAROON 5 frontman ADAM LEVINE has slammed former partner MARIA SHARAPOVA's behaviour between the sheets.  —  The grubby character has revealed intimate secrets of their sex life to explain why their brief courtship ended.

Attack of the Fashion Gremlins  —  As style icons, the Olsen twins are weird enough to cast a spell over the hautest of fashionista circles, yet they've mostly sold their clothes at Wal-Mart.  With a new line—the Row—they're trying to bring their uncanny inspirations to the top of the market.

Lindsay taking a rock-y road  —  Lindsay Lohan, actress, may not be getting as many scripts.  But Lindsay Lohan, pop star, is ready to rock!  —  The rehabbing LiLo is looking to revive her recording career, we hear.  Insiders say Lohan has let Universal Music execs know she's ready to deliver the third album she owes.

STILL PROWLING  —  WATCH out, Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed.  Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand.

Pete Doherty arrested for drug possession  —  Singer warned earlier this month he faced jail if he failed to kick habit  —  LONDON - Pete Doherty was arrested early on Monday on suspicion of drugs possession, a police source said.  Doherty, 28, was arrested with two others, a man and a woman …

John Mayer & Cameron Diaz's New York PDA  —  John Mayer and Cameron Diaz kept up their New York flirtation over the weekend.  —  The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were "all over each other" and "super flirty" at the Bowery Hotel Friday night, an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Lily Allen Blasts President Bush Over Her Visa  —  Lily Allen delivered an expletive-laden tirade against President Bush and the U.S. Immigration Service from the stage of the V Festival in Stafford, England, on Saturday.  —  The outburst came in the wake of the British singer's American working visa …

Vick agrees to plea deal, prison possible  —  (CNN) — Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has accepted a plea deal that could send him to prison, ending a federal dogfighting prosecution that jeopardizes his pro football career, his lawyers said.  —  Vick will plead guilty …

The CW Pushes Demon Drink to Promote Reaper  —  Television Network Creates Custom Drink Recipe to Back Series  —  The CW is taking "buzz marketing" literally when it comes to its new show, Reaper.  The network has created a custom drink recipe for the series about a kid who becomes the devil's bounty hunter when he turns 21.

Rihanna's Breasts (and Nipple?)  Come Out for the Show  —  Well, hello Rihanna!  And hello Rihanna's breasts.  And hello Rihanna's nipple?  I can't be completely sure, but it looks like Rihanna's boob boosting outfit is pushing out a little more than she might have planned.

Keira's F-word airbrushing rant  —  Actress Keira Knightley has launched an attack on people obsessing at her glamourous looks because magazines 'airbrush the f*ck' out her her real image.  —  She also hit out at young people who want to be rich and famous.

Gummi Bear is Disintegrating!  —  TMZ has learned that our favorite ursine specimen, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, has developed — wait for it — a flesh eating disease!  Call a vet!  —  Gummi told our staffer that he contracted a staph infection after scraping his legs in a nasty fall a couple of months ago.

Mel C bans drinking from the Spice Girls tour  —  Sporty Spice doesn't want the other Spice Girls drinking on the tour, so she banned alcohol according to ISE. … And here we all thought Posh was going to be to the tough one on the Spice Girls, looks like it is actually going to be Sporty Spice.

Hollywood Outed...Like it or not!!!  —  Why do many of the other sites post 'blind items' that give a hint to someone being gay or drug users without actually saying his/her name?  If it is a fact you know and there is proof, why not just come out and say it plain as day???

Pregnant Salma Still A Lady Who Lunches  —  Salma Hayek was looking super pregnant and poofy haired out for lunch in LA over the weekend.  The fabulous Hollywood power woman still looked fashionable even though I can't imagine being pregnant in the LA summer is all that comfortable.

Aniston's Family Vacation  —  • Jennifer Aniston  —  Ever heard of a third wheel, babe?  Poor Aniston has to jump her friend's family vacation in Hawaii because no one else would have her!  Paul Sculfor's now an ex; she was kicked to the curb by Brad; but Courteney still hasn't figured out how to dump her!