D.A. to Lindsay — You're Not a Felon  —  TMZ was at the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning when the L.A. County District Attorney filed criminal charges against Lindsay Lohan.  The charges are seven misdemeanors — NO FELONIES.  And, there may be a plea bargain today at 1:30 PM PDT.

New Music From Britney Spears!!!!!!  —  A PerezHilton.com world exclusive!  —  Oh, boy.  —  If she's been working on s**t like this, then Britney's comeback is going to be one huge nuclear bomb.  —  A very very good source just sent us a new song that Spears has been working on.

Bridget Moynahan Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Bridget Moynahan welcomed a baby boy on Wednesday in Los Angeles.  "Mother and baby are doing well," her publicist, Christina Papadopoulos, tells PEOPLE.  —  The actress, 36, announced in February that she was expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend …

Justin Timberlake Joins Mike Myers Comedy  —  The budding movie career of Justin Timberlake continues to blossom.  —  The singer, 26, has signed for a role in the new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru, reports Variety.  —  In the comedy, Timberlake - who last year appeared on the big screen …

Spencer Pratt Has a Shrine To Himself  —  Not since the days of Dallas' J.R. Ewing has there been a TV villain whom fans love to hate as much as The Hills' Spencer Pratt.  —  The privileged son of a dentist and a stay-at-home mom, Pratt, 24, is the amoral, conniving foil to Lauren Conrad's ultimate …

Britney Has A New Song  —  Ryan Seacrest played a new Britney Spears tune on his 102.7 KIIS-FM radio show this morning.  It's the song with the lyrics I posted yesterday about how she's "dizzy" and misses him or something like that.  —  It's not god awful, but it basically put me to sleep after about 20 seconds.

Lindsay: "I Am Addicted to Alcohol and Drugs"  —  Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement to TMZ:  —  "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.  —  Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed.

PARIS SETTLEMENT A REAL GEM  —  Paris Hilton finally blinked.  Just a day before jury selection was scheduled to begin in diamond diva Zeta Graff's much-anticipated defamation suit against the hotel heiress, Paris forked up enough cash to settle the case.  Sources pegged the damage at north of $2 million.

NBC pumps up for 'Gladiators' redo  —  Competition show revived for midseason  —  NBC is getting into the ring with "American Gladiators," which has been revived by the Peacock for midseason.  —  The competition skein — which featured players with names like Nitro, Turbo and Laser in its campy …

Pras: "It Will Take An Act of God To Change [Lauryn]"  —  Rapper/actor Pras has ruled out a reunion with former Fugee member Lauryn Hill, due to her recent, erratic behavior and a series of shows that were heavily scrutinized by fans and critics a like.  —  When asked about why the on-again …

Hot Jessica Biel Pictures from FHM France  —  FHM may no longer have a US version, but the French version is alive and kicking, and features some very hot Jessica Biel pictures this month.  How hot?  Well how does Jessica Biel braless in a low cut top sound?  Yeah, that hot.

Cameron Diaz & John Mayer's Summer Fling!  —  Seven months after her breakup with Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz has found another singer to swoon over!  —  And she's showing him off.  When the actress hit NYC eatery Indochine with John Mayer August 14 for an evening of flirting and sipping wine …

If Looks Could Kill  —  Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Richard Greico?!  Seriously, this is not right!  I'm about to call the police.  He looks like a turtle on Meth!  This bitch used to be a hot piece.  Someone give him a quarter or something, he needs a hot meal.

The Worst Prank Ever Pulled on England  —  If this rumor is true, then I'm going to apologize in advance for any havoc Britney Spears is going to wreak upon the English countryside.  And then I'm going to laugh because she's your problem now, British people.  Ha!

Angelina's Liver In Grave Danger  —  (Flynet)  —  I know she's thin and pale and inscrutable but people keep claiming The Most Beautiful Woman In The World has some kind of big problem - whether it be the 'rexia, or borderline personality disorder, or now - liver disease?  What if she's just wonderful and complicated?