D.A. to Lindsay — You're Not a Felon  —  TMZ was at the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning when the L.A. County District Attorney filed criminal charges against Lindsay Lohan.  The charges are seven misdemeanors — NO FELONIES.  And, there may be a plea bargain today at 1:30 PM PDT.

Bridget Moynahan Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Bridget Moynahan welcomed a baby boy on Wednesday in Los Angeles.  "Mother and baby are doing well," her publicist, Christina Papadopoulos, tells PEOPLE.  —  The actress, 36, announced in February that she was expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend …

New Music From Britney Spears!!!!!!  —  A PerezHilton.com world exclusive!  —  Oh, boy.  —  If she's been working on s**t like this, then Britney's comeback is going to be one huge nuclear bomb.  —  A very very good source just sent us a new song that Spears has been working on.

Justin Timberlake Joins Mike Myers Comedy  —  The budding movie career of Justin Timberlake continues to blossom.  —  The singer, 26, has signed for a role in the new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru, reports Variety.  —  In the comedy, Timberlake - who last year appeared on the big screen …

Lindsay: "I Am Addicted to Alcohol and Drugs"  —  Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement to TMZ:  —  "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.  —  Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed.

Spencer Pratt Has a Shrine To Himself  —  Not since the days of Dallas' J.R. Ewing has there been a TV villain whom fans love to hate as much as The Hills' Spencer Pratt.  —  The privileged son of a dentist and a stay-at-home mom, Pratt, 24, is the amoral, conniving foil to Lauren Conrad's ultimate …

Britney Has A New Song  —  Ryan Seacrest played a new Britney Spears tune on his 102.7 KIIS-FM radio show this morning.  It's the song with the lyrics I posted yesterday about how she's "dizzy" and misses him or something like that.  —  It's not god awful, but it basically put me to sleep after about 20 seconds.

Pras: "It Will Take An Act of God To Change [Lauryn]"  —  Rapper/actor Pras has ruled out a reunion with former Fugee member Lauryn Hill, due to her recent, erratic behavior and a series of shows that were heavily scrutinized by fans and critics a like.  —  When asked about why the on-again …

PARIS SETTLEMENT A REAL GEM  —  Paris Hilton finally blinked.  Just a day before jury selection was scheduled to begin in diamond diva Zeta Graff's much-anticipated defamation suit against the hotel heiress, Paris forked up enough cash to settle the case.  Sources pegged the damage at north of $2 million.

Hot Jessica Biel Pictures from FHM France  —  FHM may no longer have a US version, but the French version is alive and kicking, and features some very hot Jessica Biel pictures this month.  How hot?  Well how does Jessica Biel braless in a low cut top sound?  Yeah, that hot.

If Looks Could Kill  —  Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Richard Greico?!  Seriously, this is not right!  I'm about to call the police.  He looks like a turtle on Meth!  This bitch used to be a hot piece.  Someone give him a quarter or something, he needs a hot meal.

XCLUSIVE: Katie Takes A Tumble!  —  Unfortunately, Katie and Suri's idyllic Parisian vacation was interrupted by a moment of terror when Katie twisted her ankle and fell - with Suri in her arms!  Luckily, one of Katie's bodyguards acted quickly to ensure Suri's safety; Katie, meanwhile, wasn't so lucky, and suffered a skinned knee.

Cameron Diaz & John Mayer's Summer Fling!  —  Seven months after her breakup with Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz has found another singer to swoon over!  —  And she's showing him off.  When the actress hit NYC eatery Indochine with John Mayer August 14 for an evening of flirting and sipping wine …