UPDATE: WORLD EXCLUSIVE DETAILS ON OWEN WILSON'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!  —  Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The ENQUIRER broke the story yesterday of Wilson's tragic cry for help.  The actor was transported …

Britney Targeted in Child Abuse Investigation  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.  —  An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court.  Present — Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan …

Jake Gyllenhaal GAY!!  —  I received an e-mail last week that I decided to further investigate, regarding the sexuality of actor Jake Gyllenhaal.  The e-mail came from a man who is in the entertainment industry that has worked closely with Gyllenhaal and others.  Read the e-mail in "" below.

Dancing With the Stars — Spoilers!  —  Aaron Carter — best known for taking his dates to the beach.  He should be dancing with the dermatologist!  —  if this is the lineup, then I'm not watching!  What a waste of airtime..ABC's got a good think going, and just like American Idol …

For The Love Of.....  I love you....I really, really do, but I can't love you when you're flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting.  I just can't!  I know you're out there doing your thing, but please!  I'm also happy that you wore panties, but next time triple up or bust out the Body Glove biker shorts.

Hulk Muscles Way to Crash Scene  —  A frantic Hulk Hogan got right to the scene of his son's extremely serious car crash last night, just moments after it happened.  —  WTVT has footage of the wrestler — clad in his usual tank top and bandana — talking with paramedics before his son Nick …

Nick's Mom Issues a Statement  —  TMZ has obtained a statement from the Linda Hogan, wife of Hulk and mother of Nick.  Her son was involved in a serious car accident in Florida on Sunday:  —  "My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night.

FIRST LOOK: Whoopi's New View Cast Photo  —  The New View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar  —  PEOPLE got a sneak preview of the first official shots of the new cast of The View - minus one Rosie, and plus one Whoopi.  —  Print ads for the new season …

Jessica Alba Tells Schoolyard Crush to 'Look at Me Now'  —  High School Musical 2 stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens took home a bevy of surfboards at Sunday night's Teen Choice awards, but Jessica Alba had the last laugh on her own grade-school tormentor.  —  "I would like to dedicate …

Blowing Chunks With Fergie  —  Fergie Fug performed at the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday night and a Dlisted reader caught FF blowing chunks all over the Big Slide.  Glamorous.  —  Here's what my reader said: … What is wrong with that girl?!  Can't she keep her insides to herself.

Jennifer Aniston has a new tabloid boyfriend and he's named Brad  —  Jennifer Aniston has been linked with her costar Bradley Cooper after the two had dinner together.  They're going to work on the film He's Just Not That Into You, which has not started filming yet, and had dinner …

Jessica Simpson In A Tight Tight Tank Top!  —  It's been a while since we last saw Jessica Simpson looking hot out in public, but it was well worth the wait.  Man, does she look good!  If that tank top was any tighter, or a tad more see though, my briefs would spontaneously combust.